
09/03/15
The Saddest Bookworm
Ten-month old Emmett is so committed to story time, he doesn’t want it to end. NEVER EVER.
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I wish Kamoli the gorilla was available to come to my house every night between 5-7:00pm to play with Harlow. Maybe they would keep each other entertained while I watched TV in the other room.
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How did mom and dad get this baby clean? I have no idea. Obviously, they couldn’t just throw him out and start over, like you might with other items dirty beyond repair.
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Jonathan, a new dad and public feminist, admits to putting the majority of the household responsibilities and childcare on his wife, who also *SHOCKER* has a job.
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This might be my favorite thing I’ve seen on the internet ever. I mean, Harlow has moves, but this 6yo dancing to “Respect” is RIDICULOUS.
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Laugh your ass off at a new Dad unable to hide his disgust as he changes his newborn’s dirty diaper. At first I thought he was faking it for the camera until he ACTUALLY THREW UP.
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Watch an orangutang kiss a woman’s pregnant belly through the glass at the zoo. Perhaps she’s feeling wistful for her childrearing days, just like I imagine we all will one day.
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After going viral last year, this video of a man dealing with his paint-covered kids has been making the rounds again, probably because parental failure does not get old.
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44 square feet of baby nursery might not be as impressive as Shaq’s Superman-themed bedroom or Mariah Carey’s closet, but the music is dead-on and this parody of an ACTUAL CRIB is hilarious.
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Matt Bellassai is a guy who gets drunk in his office and whines about stuff. This week, he’s whining about kids and he is so dead on, I think he may have stolen my kids as research.
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Ever try to video chat with a toddler while on a business trip? It’s like conducting a one-woman show to keep them focused on you and smiling for as long as possible.
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Here’s every single thing you’ve ever said to your kids in three minutes, including greatest hits like “Because I said so,” “Don’t make me count to three,” and “I said, PUT YOUR SHOES ON!!!”
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Many children love belting out Frozen tunes (my girls included), but I don’t know if any have ever mastered “In Summer” quite like 5yo Heavenly Joy Jerkins.
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Here is further proof that to raise a good dancer, you have to be a pretty good dancer yourself. Check out 6yo Jaylyn and her eight-month-pregnant mom Nikki dance us all to shame.
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Kirsten, Samantha, Kit, Addy and Molly team up with guns and explosives to fight the bad guys.
And by bad guys, I mean Barbie.
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And by bad guys, I mean Barbie.