Matt Bellassai is a guy who gets drunk in his office and whines about stuff. On camera, because that’s what people today do. He whines about the worst types of people at bars, the worst types of couples and the worst types of people on Instagram. (The ones that post pictures of their Hawaiian vacations. Obviously.)
This week, Matt Bellassai is whining about why kids are the absolute worst and he is so dead on, I think he may have stolen my kids as research. Mazzy? Harlow? Are you guys here?
Matt Bellassai has stolen my kids.
Okay, seriously, this is the funniest thing ever.