You’ve got a yoga mat, music, some free weights— what could possibly be stopping you from working out at home?? Oh, right. Your f’n kids.
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The other day, I was watching the movie Fight Club. As Brad Pitt and Ed Norton beat the shit out of each other, I couldn’t help but think— this would make a great children’s book!
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One day, a GoPro was hanging out on the carpet, enjoying the scenery as GoPros do, thinking the baby in the distance was too far and too slow to cause any harm. But the GoPro was wrong. Very, very wrong.
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Here’s a time lapse video of a woman’s entire pregnancy in 90 seconds. In that time, she stands completely still while a nursery is built around her. If only having an actual baby was that easy!
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Freddie Mercury probably just rolled over in his grave, but that’s only because he never had children.
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Watch this incredible 5yo reenact a scene from a Bruce Lee movie, movement for movement— without even watching the screen!
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Dreamworks animator who turned his toddler into Action Hero Kid just welcomed a new baby girl. Turns out she has super powers too. OBVIOUSLY.
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Watch this hilarious video of five-year-old Saige. She’s so mad, she’s packing her bags and moving to her friend Jen’s house.
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There’s a new game show which surprises couples in the delivery room and challenges them to baby-related questions for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Ummm… BEST IDEA EVER!!!
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It involves “doing this thing”, an “invisible dad” and “a place”. Wait. Come to think it of it— their way sounds a TON easier to explain.
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A 4yo named Heaven has come out with her own music video. She drives around in a pink cadillac and has moves I don’t even know how to use correctly in a sentence, let alone teach them to Harlow.
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03/18/15
How to Escape a Sleeping Baby
The Roll, the Ninja, The Replacement— watch this hilarious video of one mom and dad’s numerous attempts to do the near impossible— escape a sleeping baby.
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Here’s a man who is SO FUNNY, he annoyed his wife through all nine months of her pregnancy. Kudos to his wife for dealing with him and pregnancy hormones at once.
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Here’s an amazing video of a mom trying to get numerous things done around the house only to be thwarted time and time again by the evil activities of her toddler.
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If you’ve ever wondered if my Instagram account accurately depicts my life, the answer is NO. NO, IT DOES NOT. Thank god I’m not the only one.
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