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I missed the whole American Girl Doll phase growing up. I thought it must have been because my parents deprived me or something but after a quick google search, I realized— Nope. I was just too old.

For all my readers who were still at a socially acceptable age to play with dolls in the late ’80s, I thought you would appreciate Kirsten, Samantha, Kit, Addy and Molly teaming up with guns and explosives to fight the bad guys.

And by bad guys, I mean Barbie.

At least I wasn’t too old to have one (or twenty) of those.


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