Have you ever sat down in a quiet moment (ha!) and wondered what an entire week of parenting would sound like if it was all spliced together? Wonder no more.
The funny guys over at Tripp and Tyler released a video last week of all the shit parents say and GODDAMNIT, I’ve said every one of these things, many in the last 48 hours.
It’s kind of a relief to know that in addition to greatest hits like “Because I said so” and “Don’t make me count to three,” there are also universal parenting phrases like, “I said, PUT YOUR SHOES ON!” and “Who didn’t flush?”
Which parenting phrases are heard repeatedly in your house?
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“Stop touching your penis. No one will steal it.”
Funny, I tell my son, “Get your hand off your penis or I’m taking it off” 🙂
Get your finger out of your nose! is a big fave here along with I don’t care who started I am FINISHING it!
” who’s got a stinky butt?”
” stop hitting your brother”
” stop touching your brother”
“Don’t MAKE me stop this car!”
” do you want me to give you a pow?”- for the record, for my kids entire lives- (12yrs, 8 yrs and 6 weeks) I have NEVER given a pow to anyone. LOL
“get out of the …..XXXXX.” XXXXX can equal the closet, the dog cage, the toilet, etc.
Almost every single phrase…almost every single day.