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Have you ever sat down in a quiet moment (ha!) and wondered what an entire week of parenting would sound like if it was all spliced together? Wonder no more.

The funny guys over at Tripp and Tyler released a video last week of all the shit parents say and GODDAMNIT, I’ve said every one of these things, many in the last 48 hours.

It’s kind of a relief to know that in addition to greatest hits like “Because I said so” and “Don’t make me count to three,” there are also universal parenting phrases like, “I said, PUT YOUR SHOES ON!” and “Who didn’t flush?”

Which parenting phrases are heard repeatedly in your house?

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