
08/03/11
Happy Anniversary To Us
Four years ago today, Mike and I got married. In all honesty, our wedding day was one of the best in my life.
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Father’s Day is this weekend and if you haven’t gotten a gift yet then you are in Desperate Mode.
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My husband is a guy's guy. Football, golf, huge televisions and ranch dressing. These are a few of his favorite things.
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Giveaway: Michael Andrews Bespoke Custom Shirt & Tie (2 Winners): Father’s Day is June 19th and although I’m not getting my husband a gift until he makes good on his Mother’s Day gift (ahem), that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t get something nice for yours.
Also, since last week was all about unsexiness, I thought this week we could go the opposite route. Which brings me to the fine specimen pictured left. Are you still with me? Or are you caught up in some sort of retro boss/secretarial pool fantasy? I’ll wait.
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Also, since last week was all about unsexiness, I thought this week we could go the opposite route. Which brings me to the fine specimen pictured left. Are you still with me? Or are you caught up in some sort of retro boss/secretarial pool fantasy? I’ll wait.

05/30/11
Parenthood Isn’t Sexy
Life gets a lot less sexy when a kid enters the picture. I’m talking about the things my husband has witnessed, the things that I have witnessed, the things that we have participated in together and… WELL. These are not the things of which foreplay is made.
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05/17/11
Toddler Fight Club
WARNING: The video below shows extreme violence that may not be appropriate for young children, people with pace makers, or moms who are about to leave their kids in the supposedly “capable” hands of their fathers.
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05/01/11
The Godfather
The title of Mazzy’s “Godfather” was not bestowed lightly. And I don’t mean because the role of a godparent is very important and blah blah blah significance, responsibility, familial tradition whatever. I’m talking about my husband’s unreasonably large amount of love for The Godfather Trilogy and the importance of handing someone a title that, in his eyes, puts them in the same esteemed class as one Don Vito Corleone.
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04/17/11
The Joy of the Airport Pick-up
In life, you have a handful of truly special moments.
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I wanted to see “The King’s Speech” but Mike insisted on seeing “Limitless” because A) he thought “The King’s Speech” would be boring, B) he’s a boy and boys are stupid and C) I have a friend that insists Mike looks like Bradley Cooper. (You should know that my friend’s nickname is Governor Patterson.)
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I have come to realize my husband’s parenting techniques, though somewhat suspect, are also incredibly clever.
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01/21/11
How to Work a Breakfast Buffet
Now you don’t have to be married to my husband to glean his knowledge and expertise on how to properly work a hotel breakfast buffet. Fascinating, fascinating stuff.
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01/17/11
Family Vacation Minus One
Tomorrow, Mike and I are going on vacation.* I know your first question.
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01/07/11
B is for Bloody
This post was prompted by the "Red Writing Hood".
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11/29/10
Diagnosis: Mommy Brain
Here's something I learned about myself this Thanksgiving— If you tell me that the pie is on the counter in the pantry and the pie is in
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This past weekend, while visiting friends in DC, I made an important discovery. My husband, it turns out, can successfully put the baby down for a nap. He might, dare I say, be even better at it than I am. I know—SHOCKING…
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