Last weekend, Harlow and I baked two blueberry galettes in a row. I decided they are better than pie. And easier to make too.
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05/27/16
The May Swag Bag is Here!
This month’s swag includes Benedict the Bunny, Marvel Superhero Legos, Oh Joy to the Rescue, Olly Prenatal, FridaBaby Snot Suckers and so much more.
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There’s nothing more heartwarming than your kid drawing a portrait of you that makes you realize it’s time to pluck your eyebrows.
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05/02/16
Honest Portraits of Me From My Kids
This month, in honor of Mother’s Day, I’m asking you to submit portraits of you drawn by your kids. Even if those drawings make you look like you have huge teeth, a bald spot and a wonky leg.
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Remember when The Land of Nod redecorated Mazzy and Harlow’s room? I’m giving away a $2500 shopping spree so one lucky person can get their kid’s room redone too!
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Is there something you are supposed to like doing with your kids that you just DON’T? For Karen Alpert (aka Baby Sideburns), that thing is the GODDAMN PARACHUTE.
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Each month I put some of my favorite stuff in one big box to send out to one lucky reader. I even included a souvenir from the White House!
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Kids seem to go from rolling over to crawling to scaling the walls in a blink of an eye. As a result, every parent has a moment when they find their child somewhere they least expected.
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Now that February is coming to a close, it’s time to ship out my February Swag Bag, which has so much fun stuff, it would never fit into a little ol’ bag. It requires a big huge box.
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Parents can’t take sick days when they’re under the weather. Nope, you’ve got to get up, make breakfast, play with the kids, etc. just like a regular day. Tell me about your “non sick day” for a chance to win a $500 gift card from NyQuil/DayQuil!
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Mazzy and her friends are giving me advice on how to get kids to try new foods and what you should never expect little kids to eat. For instance, don’t you DARE serve them any peas and corn that touch!
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When KISSES DELUXE chocolates asked me to #saymore to a few people for Valentine’s Day, I decided to honor a few of the women I work with, by throwing a brunch in the middle of the work day.
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Remember how everyone was so excited about my first Mommy Shorts Swag Bag? I’m hoping you’ll be just as excited about the second one!
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01/06/16
Up Sick in the Middle of the Night
At about 3am last Friday night, Mazzy started crying in her sleep. Loud moaning crying that means only one thing. SHE’S SICK.
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Blogging conferences are notorious for their overstuffed swag bags of free products. I’d like to give my biggest fans a taste of what that’s all about with my own Mommy Shorts bag full of specially selected items and random surprises.
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