Toddler Archives - Page 13 of 18

05/31/12

Miniature Starlet Grows at Alarming Rate

Last night was the premiere of “Harry Grows Up” (a short film starring a little boy named Lucas with my daughter Mazzy as his love ...

05/24/12

Toddler Voodoo, Hello Kitty Caskets & Greybies

Some very cool stuff happened this week including two huge shout-outs in the Huffington Post.

04/24/12

5 Steps to Stop Your Toddler From Hitting

I wrote a post a couple of weeks ago about Mazzy's delightful hitting habit.

04/15/12

People Had Toddlers Back in 2009?

I worked all weekend. I'm on this huge new business pitch for work and haven't seen my family in three days.

03/29/12

22 Butchered Words By Toddlers (Part 2)

After the success of my first butchered words post, I got so many additional great responses that I had to put together a second.

03/20/12

Do Toddlers Act Like Pregnant Women?

I'm going to preface this post by making one thing clear: I AM NOT PREGNANT. When and if I become pregnant, you all will be the first to know.

03/15/12

21 Words Totally Butchered By Toddlers

On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces.

03/06/12

The Seven Stages of Skyping with a Toddler

The hardest thing about going away for work is leaving Mazzy.

03/05/12

Fight Teen Pregnancy with Toddlers

A program in England which pairs troubled 14-16 year-old girls with toddlers has reported unbelievable results in stopping teen pregnancy.

02/28/12

Toddlers And Skiing Don’t Mix

Last week, we went on a family ski trip to Utah with Mike's cousins.

02/26/12

Porn for Moms of Toddlers

Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling. And Taylor Kitsch. And John Hamm. And— oh just read it already…

02/21/12

10 Ways To Teach Your Toddler to Listen

Two weeks ago, I wrote a post about how Mazzy doesn’t listen to me.

01/22/12

Shit Toddlers Say (VIDEO)

The “Shit Girls Say” meme has been declared officially over but that didn’t stop me from doing toddlers justice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days and there is no completer picture of my two-year-old than what you are about to see.

01/18/12

Bedtime Stalling 101 (As Taught By My 2yo)

Bedtime Stalling is something every toddler should master by age two. If you follow my simple instructions, by the end of this post, you should be able to push your bedtime a full forty-five minutes. With a little practice, you’ll be eating midnight snacks, watching horrible skits on Saturday Night Live and ordering Slankets off late night infomercials in no time.

01/17/12

5 Toddler Infographics that are All Too True

Sometimes no amount of written description can possibly do a parenting episode justice.