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11/22/22

The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide With Ideas for Everyone You Know in 2022!

Whatever holiday you celebrate and whoever you are shopping for, you are guaranteed to find a great gift idea in this crazy extensive guide!

06/14/18

How to Talk to People about Your Baby When They Don’t Want to Anymore

This is an excerpt from Doug Moe’s hilarious new book “Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting.”

03/27/17

Do These Babies Look Anything Like These Celebrities??

Recently, a baby went viral for being the spitting image of Ed Sheeran. This caused me to dig up my old baby celebrity lookalike photos and show them to Pam and Allie…who didn’t see the resemblance AT ALL.

01/11/17

5 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me About Teething

My niece might look innocent but my sister currently has bruises on her upper arms from her exercising her new chompers. And my nephew Jack once gnawed through his wooden crib!

11/15/16

37 Babies Smashing Cake Like They’d Never Get Cake Again

In honor of Harlow’s birthday, I’m giving out cake smash awards. What’s a cake smash? Babies going to town on their first birthday cakes while their parents wonder how they’re gonna clean up the mess.

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03/21/16

16 Times Parents Needed to Up their Child Proofing Game

Kids seem to go from rolling over to crawling to scaling the walls in a blink of an eye. As a result, every parent has a moment when they find their child somewhere they least expected.

05/04/15

10 Ways to Take Advantage of the Newborn Phase

Newborns are small, sleepy, immobile and highly portable. Here are 10 ways to take advantage of the newborn phase plus a huge giveaway from Diapers.com and Pampers.

04/23/15

26 Kids Who Were Less Than Thrilled to Become Big Brothers or Sisters

What could be better than a brand new brother or sister? These 25 kids can think of a lot of things.

02/13/15

The Stages of Parenthood as Told By Your Laundry

Parents do a TON of laundry. Besides professional mud wrestlers and the people who clean up elephant crap at the circus, I’m willing to bet parents do more laundry than anyone else on earth.

02/03/15

9 Words that Mean Something Very Different Now that You’re a Mom

When the baby comes along, not only do you get to learn fun, brand new words like “meconium” and “lochia,” you get to relearn words you thought you already knew.

10/02/14

Sarcastic Captions on Stock Images of Moms is Magic

“It’s Like They Know Us” is a brilliant new site that mocks moms in stock photos to let real moms know it’s okay not to be perfect.

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10/01/14

30 Seriously Good Ideas for Exhausted Parents to Sneak in a Nap

For every parent who can’t find the space to sleep in their own bed at night, I’ve got some daytime solutions for you.

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09/19/14

20 Bedtime Problems Only Parents Understand

From a toddler kicking mom in the head to a baby who takes up half the bed, check out the 20 finalists in the “Get Out of My Bed, Please” photo contest…

09/08/14

Get Out of My Bed, Please

Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000) Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an ...

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07/25/14

40 More Heads of Epic Baby Hair

Epic heads of baby hair continue to pour in. I didn’t think I could get any better entries than last week, but I was wrong.