Last Thursday, I wrote a post about how Elmo invited himself to Mazzy’s birthday party and now it seems like a Sesame Street theme is growing
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I was supposed to announce the winner of "Best Shirtless Smash" today but at the moment it is tied between Edward and Keeley. SO.
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Julie feels it’s her duty (as a representative of the Reluctantly Mature) to explore certain aspects of young-motherhood that have improved since she got knocked-up…
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Today marks the first day of the Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown sponsored by Crumbs Bakeshop. Above are just three of the 99 contestants thus far.
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Above is Mazzy in her Corduroy costume (ineligible for any awards, I wouldn't want her to sweep!) I still have no idea if she knew what
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Earlier this week I made a simple request on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage: “Whose got an infant and a camera?” Forty people
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Above are the 32 contestants selected for the first ever Mommy Shorts Evil Baby Glare-Off, narrowed down from 175 pictures submitted on the Mommy
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09/15/11
Caption Contest Winner
It would have seemed that a poop joke for this week's caption contest would be a shoo-in, what with 95% of the captions involving some form of
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09/12/11
Caption Contest
That's 18 month-old Landon popping a squat next to his dog Jack Sparrow.
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09/07/11
It’s An Evil Baby Glare-Off!
After yesterday's post about how much Mazzy hates me, I thought it would be nice to show two more kids with equally bad attitudes.
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Today, I’m announcing the three winners of the Colossal Crumbs Cupcake giveaway plus the winner of “the popular vote” in the Baby
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08/11/11
A New Caption Contest Queen Is Born
There were 82 people vying for the position of the newest Caption Contest Queen. (Read all the entries here.
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08/08/11
Caption Contest
The photo above was given to me by Natalie from Mommy of a Monster & Twins.
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Do people often say that your son looks like Rosie O'Donnell? Is your baby's cranky face reminiscent of Gilbert Gottfried? Does your
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On Tuesday, I told an innocent story about a goat and broken dreams. And what did everyone do? They went straight to ass jokes.
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