Last Friday, I did a giveaway for the book Confessions of a Scary Mommy, in which you all had to write a "mommy confession" to enter.
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04/09/12
What’s in the Basket!?
Congratulations to moooooog35, our newest Caption Contest Queen (or King, I believe).
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04/04/12
Evil Bunny Caption Contest
I'm Jewish so I must admit to not fully understanding Easter.
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On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces.
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03/13/12
8 Mathematical Mom Problems
A few days ago, I came across a post called "Hipster Logic Problems" on McSweeney's and figured it would be the perfect post to
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02/16/12
Fan Photo Album: Babes in Love
Above is Claire and Mikey, just one of the many adorable photos submitted on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage after I posted a request for pictures
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02/04/12
The Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl 2012
Welcome to the Mommy Shorts Baby Bowl! I hope you didn't expect three hours of diapered babies crawling around my blog.
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02/02/12
The Shockingly Secret Life of Elmo
Today is Elmo's birthday. Exactly what birthday is not clear.
Elmo has been around since 1972, during the early years of Sesame Street.
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Elmo has been around since 1972, during the early years of Sesame Street.
01/31/12
Caption Contest
The photo above was submitted by Kerri. It's a picture of her poor unfortunate cat being harassed by a neighborhood baby. Wait, I got that wrong.
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12/22/11
The “I Hate Santa” Album
I’m going to end the week leading up to Christmas the only way I know how— with inappropriate elves and kids who hate Santa.
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12/15/11
The Colossal Cake Smash Champion
This should come as no surprise to anyone, but the winner (by a LANDSLIDE) of the Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown sponsored by Crumbs Bakeshop is our
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Today is the big day. For one, it's Mazzy's birthday. Yep, my baby is 2 years old.
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Julie, our current Caption Contest Queen, has officially handed over the crown to Marnie for her fantastic caption depicted up top.
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11/28/11
Caption Contest
The picture above was posted on the Mommy Shorts facebook fanpage by a woman named Samantha who was hoping to enter her son Brett (I'll assume
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As everyone knows, the surest sign of a successful Thanksgiving dinner is the level of food coma you find yourself in following the meal.
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