I’m going to end the week leading up to Christmas the only way I know how— with inappropriate elves and kids who hate Santa. (For example, that’s Declan up top with a Santa hatred strong enough to burn a hole in the sun.)
Check out “the Most Inappropriate of Inappropriate Elves” to see Elves on the Shelf doing lines of cocoa, pissing on your gingerbread house and flashing the LEGO family. Every year at this time that post goes bonkers. If you are Jewish (Happy HanukKah!), here is my Hanukkah Helper who is also up to no good.
Now on to 23 tortured kids sitting on the laps of elderly strangers in the mall.
The “I HATE SANTA” Fan Photo Album
First up, it made sense to have KENDALL & LEYNA of Baby Rabies/Inappropriate Elf fame:
PJ & ANALEIGH:
RYAN & MICHAEL:
MICHAEL (special shout-out to Eugene Levy as Santa):
TWINS SOPHIE & BEN, EMMA (at the bottom):
I’m gonna end with a photo of a kid who isn’t crying. Witness 8 month-old MATTY entering into the other time-tested tradition of pulling on Santa’s beard.
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Have a wonderful holiday (whatever it is you are celebrating) and I hope your eggnog is heavy on the alcohol— it helps the kids sleep better that way!
— Mommy Shorts