Ryan Reynolds is a new dad, as we were all made aware when he put his baby carrier on wrong and the entire internet lost their minds.
Now, he’s drinking while trying and failing to put together an IKEA crib and eventually succumbing to the allure of duct tape.
Ryan Reynolds is the new face of the DUMB DAD. I’m cool with that. As a DUMB MOM, I should tell you, it’s been almost six years and I still feel like I got lucky every time I successfully collapse my stroller.
Ryan should be thankful he married Serena Van der Woodsen instead of Blair Waldorf because Blair would have been pissed as hell when she got home.