You can’t expect a two-year-old to understand the concept of “grateful”, especially when she doesn’t even like turkey.
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We held a small party for Harlow’s 2nd birthday that looked extra fabulous thanks to my friend Little Miss Party’s new Birthday Party in a Box.
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11/18/14
Harlow Turns Two
We had Harlow’s party a week prior to the big day, but that didn’t mean she didn’t expect something special on her actual birthday. You can’t put anything past my two-year-old.
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11/17/14
Every Munchkin Should Take a Selfie
Give your kiddo your phone and have them snap their very first selfie! For the next two weeks, I’ll be awarding daily prize packs to #munchkinselfies on Instagram.
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Maybe Adam Mansbach’s third book will be “Wear Your F**king Jacket” and then Steve Buscemi can do the audio version and the trilogy will be complete.
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The profile description is “My world. My perspective. My very full diaper,” and in just four short days, @insta2yearold has amassed 20K followers. It’s also Harlow.
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11/07/14
Conquering My Kids’ Cup Issues
Mazzy’s favorite cup is the bane of my existence. It’s leaky, it’s hard to screw on the top and it comes apart into four separate pieces…
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Instagram: a place where perfectly crafted costumes and adorable children come to meet their match.
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If it’s your first time taking a toddler door-to-door begging for candy, here are ten things I learned when I took Mazzy for the first time.
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This Halloween, Mazzy will be going as her superhero alterego Flower Girl and Harlow will be going as her accessories obsessed soulmate, Audrey Hepburn.
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My favorite part is where all the Mombies in the neighborhood come outside for the dance sequence. There is nothing scarier than a breast pumping Mombie.
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10/10/14
Pumpkin and Apple Pie Charts
Before you take your kids to any family-friendly fall activities, you should properly prepare yourself. For instance, there are few things scarier than your toddler’s head disappearing into a corn field.
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10/09/14
Ditching the Pacifier
“When are you going to get rid of the pacifier?” That’s the most frequent question I get asked about Harlow. The answer up until a few days ago was, “We’re working on it.”
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Watch Mazzy and Harlow, sharing a watermelon rind, acting at their absolute cutest. We are talking PEAK CUTENESS LEVELS here. Proceed accordingly.
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Energy Star certified LED bulbs last for 22 years, which means Mazzy and Harlow will be in their twenties by the time I have to change them…
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