Ah, yes the Mombies. I am a card carrying member. Do Mombies carry cards? No, I think we just sleep walk with our eyes open while doing important things like keeping our children alive.

It’s good to know I’m not alone.

Check out this parody of Michael Jackson’s thriller performed by a bunch of Mombies. My favorite part is where all the Mombies in the neighborhood come outside for the dance sequence.

There is nothing scarier than a breast pumping Mombie.