This post was written based on a prompt from The Red Writing Hood. The assignment was to write a Craig's List ad selling items after a break-up.
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I had a post all planned to write this evening. Something about babies and the Oscars. It was going to relate beautifully. But it will have to wait. Because today is the day that this whole blogging/working/mothering thing came to an ugly head…
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In certain countries, I've heard that right behind waterboarding and ripping a person's fingernails off with a pair of pliers, is a form of
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02/09/11
Early Onset Midlife Crisis
I guest posted today on the online magazine— STUDIO 30+. It's a post about my minor midlife crisis at the stupidly young age of 24.
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01/26/11
Curb Your Muffintop
Editor's Note: It did not occur to me that I was writing a post about MOM JEANS until well after I was
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Above is my baby. Sitting with Santa. No joy, no tears, nothing. Unaffected.
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Did I ever tell you about the time my sister scheduled her wedding for the day before my due date?
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12/02/10
Poor Party Planning
Mazzy’s first birthday is on the 9th. And due to certain circumstances mixed with general laziness and complete exhaustion, I have yet to do anything to plan for her party besides set the date. Which is Sunday. People will be coming. But as far as party decor or any form of entertainment, that all still remains very much a mystery.
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11/29/10
Diagnosis: Mommy Brain
Here's something I learned about myself this Thanksgiving— If you tell me that the pie is on the counter in the pantry and the pie is in
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11/24/10
The Year My Birthday Disappeared
Today is my birthday. Yes, I know— EXCITING. Except that it is not that exciting at all. My birthday has always taken a backseat to Thanksgiving.
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11/22/10
Breaking Up With The Baby
Here’s the deal. I got a freelance gig. It starts today. It’s for two weeks. And it’s not like one of those small design jobs that I can do from the comfort of my own home. Nope. I’ve got to put on an actual outfit and go to an office. Here are answers to some questions you might have for me…
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This was the week I tasted greatness and then was put back in my place. This was the week I found out I was small potatoes.
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11/16/10
Same Person, Just Older
A while back my mother tasked my sister (above left) and I (above right) to clean out our old closets. We found two interesting things.
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So…I saw on someone else's blog that they had been named as a finalist in the Mommy Blog Awards on The Bump
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11/02/10
I Cannot Tell A Lie (Or Can I?)
I was challenged to write a post involving five lies and one truth. But I tend to think outlandish truths are more interesting than outlandish lies so I went the opposite way…
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