09/14/11
Even Future Presidents Eat Play-Doh
Yesterday was Mazzy's first day of "Insurance Policy". It was the third time she met her teacher.
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08/02/11
The Alphabet On Steroids
Today I have a terrifying video of my 19 month-old singing the ABCs that I’d like you all to evaluate.
Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
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Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
07/26/11
Am I Raising Paris Hilton?
Do you remember "The Simple Life"? That craptastic plate of awful that brought America closer to the likes of Paris Hilton and her
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05/17/11
Toddler Fight Club
WARNING: The video below shows extreme violence that may not be appropriate for young children, people with pace makers, or moms who are about to leave their kids in the supposedly “capable” hands of their fathers.
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04/25/11
Oh No— My Baby Caught The Bieber
Remember that video I posted a couple of weeks ago of a baby singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber?
Well, that very same day, it seems Justin ...
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Well, that very same day, it seems Justin ...
What? You don't see it? Even if I photoshop a pair of chopsticks in Mazzy's hand? How 'bout after you watch the video below? funny baby
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01/18/11
The Depantsing
I never intended to reveal this video to you as it involves partial nudity. But since the partial nudity involves my pasty legs and my pasty legs are now relevant as I will be ridding myself of them on my TROPICAL VACATION, I thought I would share.
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01/03/11
Still here? Me too.
I thought I’d bring in the New Year with a video of Mazzy’s life from the day she was born (December 9th, 2009) up until now. It’s kinda sappy. But I worked my ass off on it and I love it regardless.
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As promised, below is “Mazzy’s Birthday Party: The Video”.
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11/10/10
Home Video is Boring, Even Mine
This is a video I edited togther when Mazzy was around six months old.
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Above is Mazzy dressed up as a piece of sushi for her first Halloween. Note the wasabi hat. The costume was a huge success.
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Lately, Mazzy has been saying “hi” to every passing stranger on the street. If anybody else in New York City were to be so indiscriminately friendly, you would think they were at best a lunatic and at worst from out of town, and thus straight up ignore them either way. But even the most hardened New Yorkers cannot resist my baby’s charms…
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10/11/10
Baby Review: iPhone VS. Blackberry
As I've mentioned before, Mazzy is obsessed with electronic devices. Cellphones, remote controls, laptops, etc.
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10/06/10
Mazzy & Charlie in “Baby Date”
Every baby milestone is important by none more so than a baby's first date.
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09/28/10
Mazzy’s Spectacular New Party Trick
I've been trying to get Mazzy to do some animal sounds for a few weeks now.
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