Remember when summer was just about wearing shorts? Now you have to deal with wet kids covered in sand screaming, “HOLD ME!!!!” and baby sunscreen that DOES NOT BLEND.
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1) Paint your toenails ten different colors. 2) Mix three different kinds of cereal together in one bowl at breakfast. 3) Scream “THIS IS BOOOORING!” while waiting on the line at Starbucks…
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Take one sip if your child begs for a sparkler but then becomes completely paralyzed with terror the moment you light it.
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The only way to get the girls to fall asleep in our hotel room is to split them up, which means Mazzy sleeps with Mike and I sleep with Harlow. And Harlow DOES NOT SLEEP.
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Ever since I started traveling with a first aid kit, I have become the most useful person around. Probably because my family is NOTORIOUS for travel injuries.
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Even if you start your day off on the right foot, chances are, you’ll immediately plant that foot on a pile of Legos embedded in Silly Putty that someone left on the stairs.
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Does anyone use as many Band-Aids as my kids over the summer? I think it’s because they are more likely to get bruises and because more exposed skin means more room to wear their favorite characters.
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#1) Every morning it becomes more likely that someone will notice the holes in your kid’s gym shoes, but you sure as hell aren’t buying new ones at this point.
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Why do toddlers always request a bathroom break at the precise moment your meal arrives at the table? Guess you’ll be eating that dish cold. If at all.
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It’s 9pm. Do you know where your child is? I do. She’s up complaining about one of numerous things that is wrong with her current bedtime situation.
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Game night usually starts off with someone saying, “You know what would be fun?” and ends with people crying for reasons that no one understands.
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05/10/16
12 Problems Dining Out with Kids
My kids are not acting in this video. This is what they do EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EAT.
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There’s nothing more heartwarming than your kid drawing a portrait of you that makes you realize it’s time to pluck your eyebrows.
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You know how it sucks to take a baby on a plane because all the surrounding passengers wish they could switch their seats? Kim Kardashian has the perfect hack for that— Get your own damn plane!
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Unless your job is “zookeeper” or “running back,” taking your kid to work involves sticking them in front of an iPad while you attempt to get 1/8 of the work done you would on a normal day.
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