06/06/17
My Kids Don’t Appreciate Nice Things
Even when you have a perfect setting and impressive company, your impeccably dressed children can still be total a-holes. Which might or might not be my fault.
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05/31/17
The Truth about Traveling with Kids
Traveling with kids is a bit of a roller coaster. In order to enjoy yourself, you need to manage expectations. Including yours.
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05/23/17
Swimsuit Season is SO HARD
Forget sunscreen application, sand throwing and lugging 50 lbs. of gear to the beach. Many moms deal with an even bigger summertime nemesis— THEIR OWN SWIMSUIT.
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Last Thursday, Mazzy lost her fourth tooth. I was working late at the office and Mike had to deliver the news via text message.
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05/02/17
34 Adorably Unexpected Comfort Items
I asked people on my facebook page to post pics of weird comfort items their kids have become oddly obsessed with and you guys did not disappoint.
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It just wouldn’t feel like an official holiday if I didn’t commemorate the day with it’s very own set of @averageparentproblems.
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04/14/17
24 Kids Who Hate the Easter Bunny
Easter tradition seems to entail finding the most creepy and threatening bunny costume possible and then forcing your kid sit in that bunny’s lap, with no incentive whatsoever.
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Passover is still my favorite holiday. Torturing the kids is all part of the fun.
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Recently, a baby went viral for being the spitting image of Ed Sheeran. This caused me to dig up my old baby celebrity lookalike photos and show them to Pam and Allie…who didn’t see the resemblance AT ALL.
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I really thought that I would have run out of parent problems by now, but NOPE! There are so many! We have so many problems!
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Today, she reheated the same cup of coffee five times and still never got the chance to drink it.
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03/10/17
47 Missed Adventures at Nap Time
You only have to wake a sleeping kid once to learn an important lesson— NEVER DO IT AGAIN. As a result, tons of parents have photos of their kids sleeping at big events or totally missing major tourist attractions.
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I thought the Alexa would be fun because the kids could request their own songs. Then I learned it meant they could request the same songs over and over and over again.
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02/01/17
How to Sell 7000 Girl Scout Cookies
Mazzy only sold 137 boxes (which was her goal) but for more ambitious Girl Scouts, here’s a lesson from a pro.
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My niece might look innocent but my sister currently has bruises on her upper arms from her exercising her new chompers. And my nephew Jack once gnawed through his wooden crib!
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