01/31/11
Parental Tweet: On Ski Trips
Quality Time Family Ski Trip Day 2: Husband threw out back. Son threw up dinner. Daughter too tired to put on boots. I'll be in the jacuzzi.
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If I pissed anybody off these past two weeks with my tales of pristine beaches and hotel sex, I apologize. It will most likely never happen again.
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01/26/11
Curb Your Muffintop
Editor's Note: It did not occur to me that I was writing a post about MOM JEANS until well after I was
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01/25/11
Parental Tweet: On Knowing Your Kids
A woman knows her kids.The appts & romances,bff's,fav foods,secret fears, hopes & dreams.
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01/24/11
Vacation Breakdown
If the response to yesterday's post is any indication, nobody gives a crap about my vacation anymore.
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There's an old Archie Comics storyline where Veronica decides that the sand at the beach isn't soft enough for her precious tootsies and in
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01/19/11
Dear Katie Holmes
Dear Katie Holmes,
I just saw an adorable shot (pictured
left) of your daughter shopping with
you in Vancouver last week.
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I just saw an adorable shot (pictured
left) of your daughter shopping with
you in Vancouver last week.
01/17/11
Family Vacation Minus One
Tomorrow, Mike and I are going on vacation.* I know your first question.
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01/17/11
Parental Tweet: On Elmo
The baby still doesn't say "MAMA". Yet she mastered "ELMO" five seconds after his arrival into our home.
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01/13/11
Weekly Recap / Diary of a CAT-fight
Did you know that this week a crazy lady named CAT called me a "homely stay-at-home nobody"? And I was all like "Excuse me, but I
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01/13/11
Baby Profiling: Connor
This Friday's profile belongs to a baby whose hair color should be sold in a bottle.
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01/13/11
Reader Video Empathy
After I posted my tale of sorrow involving Mazzy's refusal to acknowledge me (despite the fact that I have shown her nothing but love and
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01/13/11
Caption Contest Winner: “Mama, how do you spell RANSOM? And can I have my glue stick, pleeeeaaasse?”
We're already in our second week of 2011 and you know what I haven't done yet this year? A CAPTION CONTEST.
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01/11/11
Can you say Mashed Potatoes?
Mazzy’s first word was “HI”. Her second word was “BOO”. But her third word is her favorite. It’s her word for the sun, the moon and all the stars inbetween. Her third word was none other than “DA-DA”…
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01/11/11
Parental Tweet: On Life Lessons
Either my daughter is letting that valuable life lesson I just taught her really sink in, or she's crapping her pants again.
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