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Whether you are a stay-at-home mom or a working mom, neither scenario gives you any time to go to the gym. That would be insane. And neglectful. Shouldn’t you be spending that time making baby food from scratch or something?

But this doesn’t matter because moms can easily get a work out accomplished at home. You’ve got a yoga mat, music, maybe some free weights— what could possibly be stopping you??

Oh right. Your fucking kids.

Babies, toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, grade schoolers… they all share the same motive: TO STOP YOU FROM DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU WOULD RATHER BE DOING BY BEING SUPER ANNOYING.

My friend Deva (she of mom parody music video fame) will show you exactly how a workout at home will inevitably go down.

I love Deva more and more every day.


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