If toddlers scare you, than you DO NOT want to know what’s in store once you have a walking, talking PISSED OFF five-year-old. Not only does 5yo Saige know how to express herself, she knows if she doesn’t like it at home, she pick up her shit, pack her bags and move to her friend Jen’s house.
I wonder what Jen’s house is like… I’m thinking Jen’s mom lets Jen eat Krispy Creme donuts for breakfast. I bet Jen gets unlimited screen time and is allowed to watch Tangled on repeat all weekend. I bet Jen’s house has a pool with a slide.
Come to think of it— I’d like to “move on” to Jen’s house too.
Okay. So I was going to end the post there. But then the next video came up automatically on YouTube and HOLY CRAP, Saige’s got nothing on Brianna. Brianna is NOT PLAYIN’.
While Saige lives it up at her friend Jen’s house, Brianna is going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Okay. Saige vs. Brianna: WHO WINS?
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Wow, Brianna’s tirade fairly stripped the skin off my ears. She was terrifying! You can tell exactly what Brianna and Sadie’s mamas must look like during an argument, simply by observing the little girls’ mannerisms in these epic tongue lashings. Hysterical… and scary.
Brianna is definitely more terrifying. She sounds so adult, and I am sure she could take over the world with fear.
I can’t watch either just yet, because I’m sitting beside my sleeping baby, but the caption on the first YouTube video says her name is Saige, not Sadie?
“Ain’t no sorry!” I’m gonna start using that. Thanks, Brianna.
Oh my gosh, the head shake kills me! Love both of these!
Brianna is hilarious! Hands down winner winner chicken dinner
“Don’t tell me goodbye, I’m standing right here!” “Saying you love me and you sorry. you ain’t love nobody but yourself!” Haha I found this vid last night and I ws dyyyying.
Oh my goodness! These are both hilarious. My six year old never gets feisty like this. Instead its full on pout and silent treatment. I’m not sure what I prefer…
Brianna wins! The first time I watched the videos, it was funny.. the second time, I realized how much kids observe adults around them or in the television!!
Both cute. But wait until they’re 13 doing this. Oh holy hell it is not cute then
Brianna. Girl got sass. But just wait ten years and it won’t be cute anymore!