
Gangnam Style feels so 2012, but while everyone and their grandmother may have memorized the moves months ago (seriously, Grammy just did it in my
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01/28/13
Toddler Facebook News Feed
Two weeks ago, I asked everyone to tell me their toddler’s current status update. Which many of you did, thank you very much. Then it seemed only natural to take it to the next step— CREATE AN ENTIRE TODDLER FACEBOOK NEWS FEED…
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In the video below, Gavin McGinnes, self-defense expert, gives us all an important lesson in "How to Fight".
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Sometime in the last month, I decided the potty was not a reading station or a bath time procrastination device, but a place in which my daughter
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I can think of no bigger buzzkill to a person’s college experience than having to share a dorm room with a child.
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01/20/13
Interview with Honest Toddler
About a million years ago, I asked Honest Toddler to grant me an interview. He threw juice on me and then demanded candy.
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Have you seen the time-lapse video of a day in the life of a stay-at-home dad with a toddler? DUDE DOESN'T EVEN TURN ON THE TV ONCE.
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Because I can't bear to leave a picture of Kim and Kanye on the top of my blog all weekend, here is what John Stewart would call "Your
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This game was originally created in 2010, shortly after I had my first child, because I believed many new parents would be celebrating New
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12/27/12
Oh, To Be Three in NYC
I'm relieved this week is over. Well, not in real life. More in the blogging sense.
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If you play your cards right during a black out, you can have tons of quality time with your children and possibly break your toddler of their Team
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10/31/12
Toddlers Make Lousy Houseguests
Due to Hurricane Sandy taking out our power and water, tonight is our second night staying at our friends' apartment on the Upper West
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When you have a kid, there are two ways to dress them on Halloween. Let them be what they want to be or make them go as what YOU want them to be.
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Last Saturday, we took Mazzy apple picking.
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10/03/12
TODDLER VS. DADDY: It’s a Draw-Off!
Two weeks ago, I talked about Mazzy's budding artistic abilities and the possibility that I might be raising a toddler Picasso.
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