Before you look through my selections for the final 32 Evil Baby Glare-Off contestants— know this. I AGONIZED over this decision. I looked through all the entries over and over again, putting each kid into several side-by-sides before I decided who made the final cut.
There were a bunch of photos that got tons of “likes” on my facebook page that didn’t make it. Like the two photos depicting older kids giving their newborn siblings the evil eye. As much as I love those photos, they just didn’t have the same impact once I cropped out the newborns.
I promise, I will find another purpose for those pictures.
Okay. Are you ready to meet your 32 evil babies? I think I’ll use my fancy new slideshow feature to introduce them to you. If you hover over the main photo, you’ll see arrows so you can click through easily.
Isn’t this a serious competition this year? Please tell me your early favorite to win in the comments!
The Evil Baby Glare-Off will start Monday. Each day, we will narrow the pool by half, until we are down to the final two on Friday. Every day of the glare-off, there will be a giveaway open to all readers, whether you have a baby competing in the glare-off or not. These giveaway prizes will also make up the grand prize package for the glare-off winner.
1st place will take home:
1) A Framed Picture of the Evil Baby Glare-Off Tournament Bracket
2) A $100 gift card to Little Hip Squeaks
3) A $50 gift card to Ladida Boutique
4) One pair of Freshly Picked Baby Moccasins
5) A copy of the NY Times best selling book “I Heart My Little A-Holes
6) A brand new Mommy Shorts Mug! (color of your choice)
2nd, 3rd and 4th place will take home:
1) A Mommy Shorts Mug
2) A copy of the NY Times best selling book “I Heart My Little A-holes” by Karen Alpert
Good luck to everyone and see you back here on Monday!
May the evilest baby win!
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Sommer, Bella and Elijah are going to make final 4!
Maddox, Penelope, or Adina
I think# 17 or number #33 win it ALL!!!
Okay… so while I’m partial to Liam (#14 not #33) since he’s…well…mine, I have to say these kiddos are the ones I think will make it to the final 10… Maddox, Paige, my Liam, Caitlyn, Piper, Avah, Sean, Bella, Elijah and Liam #33 (technically, #32 since he’s the 32nd entry). But I think they’re all super scary and adorable. Though I will say Liam #33 would likely scare me the most if I peeked into his little bassinet and got that face! Eeek! Good luck mommies!
Definitely Charlotte!
Liam (the last one, 32nd entry) or Bella I think.
Tough call though, lots of Evil going around 🙂
FAYE ALL THE WAY!!! SERIOUS STARE 🙂
Holy crap, those are some evil looking babies! For some reason, the infant ones are the scariest. I have to say that Liam scared the s*&% out of me. Liam to take the win.
audrey. shiver.
#28 Sommer!!!!!!!
Liam. It’s always been Liam.
Since I first laid eyes on him with the original 100.
*shiver*
Scary Sophia FTW! Asian horror flick, anyone?
Liam
the second Liam – And Bella too! I don’t know what someone did to get those evil glares but they’re awesome
Sommer
ELIJAH FOR THE WIN!!!
PIPER!
Elijah!!! This cutie takes some seriously evil pics.
I’m going with Adina. Those eyes are piercing.
Ooohhh, girl! Audrey is planning some kind of payback for whatever you did!
I hate to be that annoying person, but the picture says “Evil Baby Galre Off”…
Oh man… it’s fixed. Thank you!
#32 Elijah …hands down evil!!
Lincoln!!!
Lincoln!
Holy cow that’s a lot of evil babies, but #29 and #32 really made me raise my eyebrows! (Charlotte and Liam)
Penelope and Audrey are the best! So many others just look like they’re pouting, but they’ve got the true evil baby glares!
Penelope !!
Ahhhh! I can’t believe my Liam (#33) made it! I’ve been waiting 10 loooong months to submit that photo. Seriously I’m just happy to make it to this point 🙂 sooo many evil baby glares!
Your Liam and my Liam both made it… maybe it’s the name? 🙂 I hope your Liam gives you as many laughs as mine gives me… I swear that boy cracks me up! May the odds be ever in your favor! 🙂
Whoops #32 not #33
#7 for sure!
Kinley vs. Liam for the final two.
Liam #2. Liam #1 is crying which is clearly not evil.
He’s not crying… that’s a booger I failed to wipe off. In fact, that’s the reason for the glare in the first place – I stole his boogers and he was peeved at me! 🙂
The first Charlotte and Audrey
Audrey!!!!
The most maniacal face on here belongs to Peyton! She’s got the best evil glare hands down!
Peyton looks extremely sinister, I certainly wouldn’t want to mess with her.
I would love for my Kinley to win but Liam(#32) seriously scares me! LOL Is there any way we can order a copy of the bracket if we dont win?
My Peyton made it!!! ❤️❤️ she’s sweet despite her evil glare!
Penelope…and I don’t know any of these babies.
Peyton by far is the scariest baby. Don’t mess with her!!
Peyton by far is the scariest baby. Don’t mess with her!!!
Paige!
Elijah!
Morgan for the win!
Charlotte (either one) or Elijah
Henry, Rosalie and Teegan.
Definitely Lincoln!
I forgot to say that the fact that the finalists were named on LIncoln’s first birthday should really make him the winner… 😉
Audrey!
Audrey. Piper. Yikes!
Audrey because she looks like she could kill you in your sleep.
Maddox!
Liam # 33. Wow. I almost got up to get him a bottle, or a pacifier, or some money. Just so he wouldn’t look at me like that.
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