06/25/13
Grammy’s Master Plan
Growing up, I always heard about grandparents spoiling their grandkids. But I didn’t really understand what they were talking about.
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06/19/13
Murphy’s Laws of Parenting
1. If you throw something away because your child has not played with it in months, she will ask for it later that same day.
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There's no easy way to say this but… my biggest fear has been realized. No, not the shark in the pool thing.
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06/03/13
The Making of a Sense of Humor
I have a vested interest in both my daughters developing a strong sense of humor.
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I always knew my daughter was “advanced”, but by “advanced”, I meant she learned her ABCs pretty early and crushed her peers
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Dear Mom,
Remember yesterday when I told you I wanted daddy to walk me to school and then refused to kiss you goodbye? I'm sorry.
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Remember yesterday when I told you I wanted daddy to walk me to school and then refused to kiss you goodbye? I'm sorry.
MINUTE ONE:
You see the baby playing happily on his own and decide he will be just fine if you take a ten minute shower.
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You see the baby playing happily on his own and decide he will be just fine if you take a ten minute shower.
04/22/13
Some Dreams Do Come True
On Saturday, Mike, Mazzy, Harlow and I went to the Bar Mitzvah of our 13-year-old cousin.
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Fox 2000 is slated to turn Go the Fuck to Sleep into a movie. Yes, I'm serious.
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04/04/13
4 Reasons My Daughter Hates Me
There’s a new dynamic in our house and it’s this:
ME: Hi, Mazzy. Want to play?
MAZZY: No.
ME: Okay.
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ME: Hi, Mazzy. Want to play?
MAZZY: No.
ME: Okay.
03/31/13
Easter Egg Hunt: Fantasy VS. Reality
The only Easter Egg Hunts I have been to are in New York City. I imagine attaining Egg Hunt Perfection is a lot easier in the 'burbs.
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Last week, I talked about putting Mazzy on a "Toddler Sleep Rehab" program designed by a sleep consultant named Erin.
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03/06/13
The Pumping Life
I have been working in an office for almost two weeks, which means I have had to find a place to pump roughly 20 times.
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03/03/13
The Schmucks & The Schmugaboo
On Friday, I wrote about a $3000 stroller from Aston Martin, thinking it must be the most expensive stroller ever made.
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02/26/13
The Trouble with Working from Home
Marissa Mayer, the woman who became CEO of Yahoo while five months pregnant, made headlines again over the weekend for telling her employees that
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