
Watch Mazzy and Harlow demonstrate how to make Thin Mint Cupcakes from Pillsbury’s new line of Girl Scout inspired baking mixes. Yes, it’s baking out of a box and it’s what we do BEST.
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Yes, the basket case, the athlete, the princess, the brain and the criminal (their stereotypes, not mine) are all buying pencil sharpeners and backpacks for elementary school in 2016.
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In my finest Mommy Show moment, I had the great honor of sitting down with Academy Award winner Julianne Moore. But first, she had to explain to my kids who the hell she was.
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You might think your fashion choices have changed since becoming a mother, but turns out, you are wearing the same things you always did, just for entirely different reasons.
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On our annual trip to Silver Lake, Mazzy wiped out while tubing, Harlow conquered the bouncy castle and we took a detour to Niagara Falls. Despite photo evidence to the contrary, I swear we had a good time.
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Michael Phelps’ angry face has been making the rounds with people assigning ridiculous reasons for his contempt. I like to think his anger is directed to the parenting problems I experience on the regular.
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A few years ago, Idina Menzel came on the Mommy Shorts Show to promote a new animated Disney movie called Frozen. “I really think you’re going to like it, Mazzy.” YOU THINK???
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Have you looked at a cover of US Weekly lately and thought— WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????
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Music has become divided in our house. It’s Mike’s love of classic rock versus Mazzy and Harlow’s dedication to female pop stars.
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If we really listen, I think everyone can learn something about overcoming obstacles and focusing on what’s really important.
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When it comes to my book, I forgot to tell you all one very important thing.
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Ever addressed your boss as “sweet pea” by accident or ended a conference call with “I love you?” Then you will totally appreciate this video.
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Here’s a rundown of our entire trip to Bergen, Norway. You can get a lot done in five days because during the summer, the sunsets last forever and it doesn’t get dark until midnight.
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In episode #5, Steve Schirripa tells me how to control my kids, critiques my pizza-making abilities and sits down for a tea party with Mazzy.
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For me, relaxation doesn’t come naturally. It’s a conscious effort.
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