Mommy Shorts - Page 59 of 200 Mommy Shorts

08/02/16

Mazzy and Harlow Made their First YouTube Challenge Video

I almost peed in my pants trying to keep the camera still while I was choking on my own laughter.

08/01/16

The July Swag Bag Saved My Kitchen from Flooding

This month’s swag bag includes colored pencils, cat headbands, the genius Meal Wheel, my new favorite children’s book, “Last Stop to Market Street” and more.

08/01/16

23 Times You Wanted Nothing to Do with Your Laundry

Why, when I finish a week’s worth of laundry, is there already a new load? Because a single kid creates more laundry than ten grown-ups combined.

07/29/16

If Mazzy and Harlow had Superhero Alter Egos

Whether it be climbing jungle gyms, outwitting grown-ups or deflecting bedtime with the simple request of a night time banana, Mazzy and Harlow are pretty powerful for such small people.

07/29/16

Mommy Show Summer Rerun: Jackie Martling

In episode #4, Jackie Martling tells poop jokes, feeds Harlow, makes a sock puppet and attempts to put together my breast pump.

07/27/16

“Me Too” Gets the Mom Parody Treatment

Instead of waking up and thanking God for feeling so good about herself, Deva wakes up and asks God why her kids won’t behave. And why her house is such a disaster. And oh shit— is that poo on her neck?

07/26/16

“Hating Caillou” is the Universal Language of Moms

If you ever want to see a group of moms come together in total agreement on an issue, ask them one simple question: Which children’s TV character annoys you the most?

07/26/16

Mommy Shorts in Copenhagen: The Movie

Per Mazzy’s repeated requests, here’s a video version of our trip to Copenhagen that she can watch over and over and over again on YouTube.

07/25/16

25 Photos that Show What Kids and Animals are Really Thinking

Thanks to everyone who submitted photos of their kids on the farm! Here are my favorites, captioned of course.

07/22/16

How to Make Blueberry Sushi with a 3yo in 31 Steps

After the success of our blueberry galette, I was excited to tell Harlow about our next cooking challenge. “Harlow, we ‘re making blueberry sushi!” Her initial response? “BLECH.”

07/21/16

Mommy Show Summer Rerun: Romilly Newman

This is one of my favorite episodes, mainly because Mazzy fell asleep on the couch during the interview scene. Don’t miss Baby Harlow rocking like a crazy baby in the crib in the green room scene!

07/20/16

Harlow Dancing to Meghan Trainor’s “Me Too” is Guaranteed to Make Your Day

I don’t know where Harlow gets her moves from— certainly not from me. She just feels the music and goes with it and it’s hilarious and wonderful.

07/20/16

12 Myths Your Mom Told You, Totally Busted

Did you know that wounds heal better when you keep them covered? Or that gum digests at the same rate as everything else? Here are 12 common myths about your body totally busted.

07/18/16

Forget Pokemon Go, Have You Played Chardonnay Go?

In the app Chardonnay Go, there are literally glasses of wine everywhere, just waiting for moms to find them. They might even be in your neighbor’s house!

07/18/16

30 Summer Problems only Parents Understand

Remember when summer was just about wearing shorts? Now you have to deal with wet kids covered in sand screaming, “HOLD ME!!!!” and baby sunscreen that DOES NOT BLEND.