This week was exhausting and it's not even over yet. I'm still working at that freelance job so I've had to make time to write posts after everyone else goes to sleep (and by everyone, I mean even the people in California). And thanks to Bloggy Moms (I'm the featured December Blogger of the Month!), I feel even more of a need to keep you all thoroughly entertained. And I mean that in a good way.
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What else happened in the week I was told to make more TV references?
• OK, It's coming back to me
• I was contacted by the Party Planning Police
• Babies lined up to see The Pink Floyd Laser Light Show
• And someplace, somewhere a childless 80-year-old woman was killed by the weight of her very own solid gold brassiere
And come back next week. It's gonna be Mazzy's birthday, and trust me, YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS THAT BITCH OFF ON HER SPECIAL DAY. (Imagine Blair Waldorf meets Sue Sylvester with a side of Amanda Woodward).
Wish me luck with the party! (in the comments, SHEESH)