1. Keep all evidence of bottles, milk, boobs, formula, cows, etc. out of sight while you are feeding the baby.

  Dear Dr. B,
  Recently, Modern Family had an   episode dealing with Lily biting.

the working mother/working out conundrum

In an ironic twist, the story of the fancypants birthday party dress from my mother-in-law has a you-need-to-see-it-to-believe-it ending. Good thing there’s video.

As I have said ad nauseum, I had very little time to plan Mazzy’s birthday party which went down last weekend. But I realized unless I wanted to have 25 people milling about eating cold cereal and walnuts (for some unexplained reason, we always have no shortage of walnuts), I needed to plan something simple and I would need to delegate…

Last week, I wrote a post about someone that I couldn't post on my blog. The someone? My Mother-In-Law.

After Dr. B's anti-TV post, I feel the need to counterbalance with a pro-TV post.

  Dear Dr. B,
  My one-year-old loves to watch the trippy   color screensaver on the computer.

The Fancy Undergarment Trajectory Chart (This chart is for women married with children. If you go through life as a single woman or you never have any kids, I imagine the fanciness of your undergarments continues to increase until you are eventually killed by the weight of your own solid gold brassiere.

  Dear Dr. B,
  My baby always cries when I leave the   house for work.

When Mazzy was about three months old, getting her to smile for the camera was the easiest thing in the world.

  Dear Dr. B,
  In the baby's room we have   three pigs. See pic left.

This past weekend, while visiting friends in DC, I made an important discovery. My husband, it turns out, can successfully put the baby down for a nap. He might, dare I say, be even better at it than I am. I know—SHOCKING…

The top ten things I learned from taking a 5 hour road trip with a baby— from food prep to entertainment options.