Remember when we played ad agency and wrote headlines for Healthy Mama and Method’s Air Refreshers? Well, now we get to play again for Serta’s iComfort mattress campaign.
The best part?
If you write my favorite headline, you could win a brand new Serta iComfort mattress PLUS the coveted Serta Adjustable Foundation. That’s over a $3500 prize!
Here’s the brief:
The iComfort Sleep System, which features the world’s first memory foam infused with the support and cooling touch of Serta’s MicroSupport® gel, is SO COMFORTABLE, you won’t want to leave your bed.
You know how your kids tell you they are doing something in the other room and you’re like “Sure, fine, whatever, if it lets me get ten more minutes of sleep, I’m totally okay with that.”
Well, I created four headlines to show just how far I might let my kids go, if I was ridiculously comfortable lying on my Serta iComfort mattress:
Now it’s your turn! To enter, leave a headline in the comments below following the same structure:
“_________________? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You must like both Mommy Shorts and Serta Mattress on Facebook to win.
I’ll pick my favorite headlines and post them next week. Then I’ll narrow them down to the finalists and we’ll all vote on the winner which will be announced on October 23rd.
The grand prize winner will get an iComfort Savant EverFeel Queen mattress set (with the winner’s choice of plush or cushion firm) plus a Serta Motion Perfect II adjustable foundation. The approximate retail value for both is $3500.
Three second place winners will receive two iComfort pillows plus a Queen or King size Serta Luxury Fleece blanket.
You can read the full rules here.
The Serta iComfort mattress features Serta’s latest dual-action gel memory foam technology, which gives much more support and cooling comfort than memory foam mattresses of the past. Serta offers eight new models with this technology, ranging from extra-firm to luxuriously plush, so every type of sleeper can find their perfect match.
The Serta adjustable foundation was built because people do much more in their bed these days beyond sleeping. They check email, watch TV and work on their laptops. In addition to lumbar support, 90-degree head tilt support and massage options, the Serta adjustable foundation has a wireless motion-sensitive backlit remote, Bluetooth Connectivity, a wireless speaker system, USB power ports and convenient lighting.
In other words, if you didn’t have children, you REALLY would never have to get out of bed.
To select your perfect mattress, you can check out the mattress selector on the Serta website or download Serta’s mobile shopping app which allows people to browse mattress types, take a quiz to determine which mattress is right for them, and easily locate a nearby retailer.
Now, leave your headlines below and…
GOOD LUCK!
You want to eat chocolate cake on the new couch? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You feed the blu-ray player a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play outside naked? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make your own breakfast and plug in the toaster? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to open up all the tampons and shove them in the toilet, sure I’m comfortable with that
You want to paint the walls with your poop? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to practice your letters with sharpie on the freshly painted walls? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play tea party with great grandmas China, sure I am good with that.
You want to use your baby sister as a canvas to try out every shade of mommies lipstick? Sure. I’m okay with that.
You’re going to help you and your brother to bowls of Donut Crunch? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use my cell phone to dial China and have a 30 minute nonsensical conversation about Princess Elsa? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to suck all the helium out of the balloons from your birthday party yesterday? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take random pictures with my phone and post them on Facebook? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to give your sister a makeover using Sharpies? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play frisbee with great-great grandma’s hand painted antique China? I’m comfortable with that.
You want to drive yourself to gymnastics and stop on the way home to pick up donuts and coffee? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to rip out pages in your library book? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to repot the houseplant in the toilet? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make mommy coffee and bring it to me in bed? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to raid the candy drawer for breakfast and watch Netflix? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see how many rocks you can stick up your nose? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
Hey little sis, let me show you how one day you and I will run the world!
You want to test out each kind of my hidden candy stash? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to color with Sharpies in your library books? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You found a pair of scissors and mommy’s makeup bag and want to play beauty salon with your baby brother because he needs a new look? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to build a real fort using daddy’s power tools? Sure, I’m comfortable with that. Don’t forget your safety goggles.
You want to make mommy breakfast in bed? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to paint the carpet? And your friend? Sure im comfortable with that!!
You want to use the pool cover as a trampoline? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want full access to my credit card on Amazon? Sure I’m comfortable with that!
You want to eat all the halloween candy for breakfast? Sure, im comfortable with that.
You want to run away to grandma’s? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
(hand me the remote before you go?)
You want to invite all of your friends over for a sleepover? Sure, I’m comfortable with that. J
You want to fill up balloons with glitter and pop them all over the house? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
Lol
You want to ride the dog like a horse around the house? Sure, i am comfortable with that!
You want to upload mommy’s “Super Private – No Kids Allowed!!!!” picture folder to my Instagram account? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You flooded the bathroom while pretending to be mermaid princess pirate boat captain? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You’re going to run away from home if I don’t get out of bed? Sure, I’m comfortable with that. #bedsrule #kidsdrool
You want my iTunes password? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
Because I previously messed up the proper punctuation!
You want my iTunes password? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see what happens if you put furby in the microwave? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bake some “cookies” all by yourself? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to repaint your room all by yourself? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to take mommy’s Manolo Blahniks and “make them sparkly” with your art kit? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play unnecessary surgery with the cat? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to ride your tricycle around the house? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make fill up bathtub and have a pool party inside? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
Oops! The word “make” should be removed!
You want to decorate daddy’s new tv with Bubble Guppies stickers? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to carve the pumpkins all by yourself? Sure! I’m comfortable with that!
You want to unroll all of the toilet paper rolls? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to eat milk and cookies for breakfast, then cry when you spill the milk all over? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to color code the dog. Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play frisbee in the house with the good china? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play in the sandbox inside the house because it’s raining outside? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to drink grape juice out of a big kid cup on the white couch? I’m comfortable with that”
You want to go rollerskating on the treadmill? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to bring in the sprinkler inside the house to play? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to go to bed.
You want to give the cat & dog a bath at the same time? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to make cookies from scratch and use a ladder so you can see over the countertop? Sure. I’m okay with that.
You want to pretend my face is Mr. Potatohead, complete with sticking in the ears, mouth, and glasses? Sure, I’m okay with that.
You want to tweet one letter 393,8263,629 times to my Twitter account? I’m comfortable with that.
You want to co-sleep, after years of restless nights, coaxing you into your own bed and finally succeeding? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to use the kitty litter as your own personal sandbox? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to paint your nails with “real” nail polish on the new carpet? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
“You want to wipe your sisters butt after she pooped in the toilet?” “Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
You want to make pancakes by yourself? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see if the water from the sink will ever run out? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to shave my eyebrows off while I lay in bed? Sure, I’m comfortable with that. Just make sure to sweep the hair on to the floor after. Can’t have a dirty mattress!
“You want to cross the 4-lane highway to catch a turtle in the pond and you can’t swim? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
The only thing comfier than a Serta bed is mom and dads Serta bed. Yea, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to paint the dog’s nails and curl his hair? I’m comfortable with that.
“You covered your sister in stamps and are shipping her to Timbuktu? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
“You want to open and inspect the box under the bed with Mommy and Daddys “toys”? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.”
Make little ghosts out of my tampons thinking they are used for arts and crafts? And then hanging them in the tree in the front yard for Halloween decorations? Sure. I’m comfortable with that!
You want to make the family pancakes by yourself? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to Facetime Grandma and make her watch Sofia The First with you? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You and your sister are going to run with scissors? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You are going to try juggle knives? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to swing from the chandelier? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see if the iPad can fly? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to see if dogs who eat crayons really poop rainbows? Sure, I’m ok with that!
You want to lock the dog and the cat And your brother in a cage together? Oh yeah, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to draw cartoons on the new 72 inch 3D HDTV, Sure I’m comfortable with that
You want to play beauty salon with the cat and give her the works-wash, cut, color, mani, pedi? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to hide your Daddy’s contacts in play doh eggs? Sure, I’m ok with that.
Oops- I meant “sure, I’m comfortable with that”.
You want to paint the carpet by jumping on purple grapes. Sure. I’m comfortable with that
You want to roast marshmallows on the stove with your baby sister. Sure. I’m comfortable with that
YOU WANNA GIVE YOUR BABY BROTHER A HAIRCUT AND THEN DYE HIS HAIR ORANGE? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
YOU WANNA PLAY WITH DADDY’S RARE, MINT CONDITION HOT WHEELS COLLECTION? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
YOU WANNA COLOR ON MOMMY’S FIRST EDITION BOOK COLLECTION? SURE. I’M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
You want to give your little brother a bath in the toilet? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
Oh you want to make a fort out of Nana’s underwear in the living room? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
You want to play Fix it Felix with daddy’s hammer? Sure, I am comfortable with that.
(Based on a true story)
The fire extinguisher? It’s in the kitchen. You can handle that?
I’m comfortable with that.
A tourniquet? Just use my silk scarf.
I’m totally comfortable with that.
You want to put Mommy’s phone in the toaster? Sure. I’m comfortable with that. Don’t forget to put Nutella on it. It’s on the top shelf in the pantry. You should use a ladder.
You want to take all three dogs into the shower with you? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
YOUR SISTER’S TONGUE IS STUCK TO THE FREEZER DOOR? OK GO WATCH CARTOONS I’M TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
“You want to do a craft with a drawer full of glitter? I’m comfortable with that.”
Oh you threw your one red sock in with all my whites? Sure I’m comfortable with that.
You want to eat my last box of thin mints in the freezer? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.
“You want to call 911 to tell them you left your lovey at preschool today? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.'”
You want to slather your brother in peanut butter and give him to the dog as a treat? Sure. I’m comfortable with that.
You want to poop in the potty (for the first time), knock your paci into the bowl, reach in to retrieve it and put right back in your mouth? Sure, I’m comfortable with that!
You want to pee in the bed next to me? Sure, I’m comfortable with that.