Welcome to the Evil Baby Glare-Off! If you think this isn't serious, check out the video below. These kids are not messing around.
The 32 kids in the video above were selected out of over 300 entries on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage, all aged 0-5. Then, I created a bracket spreading out the toughest competitors to make the tournament as exciting and unpredictable as possible.
I have no idea who will win. Last year, I never saw Lucie coming.
Want a printable version to help create an office pool? Click the image below to enlarge. I highly encourage it.
You'll also have an opportunity to predict THE FINAL FOUR for a chance to win an awesome prize from Piccolini in today's comment section.
GROUND RULES
1) Who moves on to the next round will be determined by reader vote. The poll is set up so you can only vote once. Each day this week, the pool will narrow until we are down to the final two on Friday. Winner will be announced on Monday, October 22nd.
2) Each day of the contest, there will be a surprise giveaway. All giveaways are open to everybody (as long as you are a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan). You enter by leaving a comment below the post.
For more specific rules and prize package descriptions for the winners, click here.
Alright. Ready to get this thing started? VOTING STARTS NOW!
ROUND 1
Voting ends tonight at 11pm EST. Winners will be pitted against each other tomorrow. May the evilest baby win!
GIVEAWAY
Today's giveaway is an "I Pretzel NY" baby onesie or toddler t-shirt ($30-32), a pair of mini Wayfarer sunglasses ($14) and a toddler-sized fedora ($32), all from my favorite downtown NYC kid's shop— Piccolini. That's Mazzy modeling two of the three items up top.
The awesome "I Pretzel NY" onesies and t-shirts are exclusively designed and sold by Piccolini. The Wayfarers are perfect for sheilding the world from your child's evil glare. And if your kid can pull off a fedora, well, then he or she is way cooler than I will ever be.
All items can be purchased through Piccolini's online shop.
GIVEAWAY RULES:
1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking here.
2) Predict the FINAL FOUR evil babies in the comment section below. One winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guessed correctly.
3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your dry cleaner, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 22nd, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
I put my money on Bee, Little D, Kadence and Brady for the final four. Quite a competition this year!
Abigael,Cadence, Liam and Sidney 🙂
bee, cadence, benjamin, and lyla
Super sad that a disqualified baby got re-qualified when mine didn’t…Reagan all the way!
Sidney, Lila, Lil D, Caleb. I’d like to say my own kid, but I think those kids have it down!
Bee, Liam, Lil D and Abigael
Liam, Brady, Lil D and Bee. Eamon vs Bee made me laugh out loud, especially with the question in their poll.
Thanks for the shout-out for Caleb. He is, to borrow a phrase from MommyLand, a cupcake baked by the Devil.
He smashed 20 raw eggs the week that I entered his picture in the competition.
What you see here is his true diabolical nature peeking though, not a chance face or an angry moment. This is Caleb letting his guard down, just a little, to the evil depths below.
sydney, kadence, ryder and lila
Liam, Lil D, Lila and Kadence
ELiza, Bee, Kadence & Of course my son Jonny!
LOVIE LOVIE LOVIE
wow this is tough!! final four sadly doesn’t include Lovie: Benjamin, Lil D, Kadence, Sidney. Benjamin scares me.
My prediction for the final four is: Coralie, Lyla, Lil D, and Sidney.
Too funny. I’m going with Eliza, Lil D, Kadence, and Sidney.
Come on Ronnie! 😉
Liam, Ryan, Kadence, Sydney
Jessica recently posted, This is a story of my bangs
Bee, Brady, Sidney, Kadence
Sidney, Benjamin, Kadence and Lil D—with Kadence for the win–she’s scary!
I’m predicting the final four as Kathryn, Coralie, Lil D, and Bee.
Lil D, Kadence, Liam, and Bee
Bee, Lil-D, Kadence and Eliza.
Bee for the win!
OMG – Coralie!!!! She totally should win IMHO
Bee, Lil D, Sidney, Kadence – takes an evil glarer to know one.
Lil D
Kadence
Benjamin
Sidney
Just voted. So.much.fun!
Coralie, Lyla, Conway, and Bee for the win! So funny!
What cool gear to win! My top 4 are Bee, Lil D, Kadence, and Amber.
Brady, Lil D, Liam and Kadence
Love all these!
Favorites: Coralie, Eliza, Sidney and Lil’D.
Ryder, Eliza, Lil D, Amber
Liam, Sidney, Kadence, Bee. Not too sure about Bee, but the other three are terrifying!
And I thought my kids were scary!
I’m going with Syndey, Kadence, Bee, and Lil D (who happens to be my own daughter, but I think her glare speaks for itself).
For those who don’t believe me, see how her glare stands up to the evil Chucky from Child’s Play. –>
http://danceswithchaos.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/will-her-evil-glare-rule-them-all/
It’s downright…scary.
Liam, Kadence, Sydney and Lil D. I have to admit, I think Kadence will grab the gold this year.
Bee, Lil D, Kadence, Sidney
Kadence, Sidney, Eliza, Lil D. So much fun! Off to share on FB 🙂
Vote for Angeline!!!
sidney all the way
My Final 4:
Kadence
Lil D
Liam
Sidney
May the most evil [looking] baby win!
Conway, Kadence, Bee and Lil D!
Aw thanks! 🙂
Coralie…all the way!
Though i would love for Neil to win, i’m pretty sure most people have the final 4 pegged 🙂 Bee, Lil-D Kadence and Eliza.
Lil D, Kadence, Liam and Sidney.
I really want to pull for Coralie, the cropped photo just doesn’t do it justice though.
Bee, Lil D, Sidney, and Liam. Crazy kids.
oh my this was difficult!!! some of these were really hard to choose. I’m going with Liam, Lil D, Brady and Sidney in the final 4.
yaaaa accidentally put my email as my name….can you tell how my Monday has been??
lil’D, Lovie, Amber, and Eliza (and Kadence)
Okay my final 4 is Lil D, Kadence, Sidney, & Brady.
On another note is it just me or does Coralie make everyone else believe in reincarnation because wow creeped me out alittle, looks just like an adult in a baby body then again maybe its just me.
Liam, Sidney, Kadence, and Lovie
Liam, Kadence, Conway, Lil D are my pics for bottom 4. Although why anyone would want to win this competition is beyond me. It’s like a preview of America’s Most Wanted in 20 years. Makes me grateful that when my kid glares she looks like a scrunched up bunny rabbit and makes me want to laugh (which, of course, makes her angrier). This is hilarious.
Lil D, Bee, Coarline, Miles
Bee, Brady, Benjamin, and Coralie!
Liam, Bee, Lil D, Sidney … #TeamLiam
I am going to say Liam, Sidney, Conway and Lil D are the top four finishers this year.
Liam, Lil D, Kadence and Lovie
Liam, Kadence. Lil D and Bee
Lila, Lil D, Brady, and Miles. I love this competition, it’s so much fun!
I’m going with Jonny, Benjamin, Liam and Kadence.
My predictions for the Final Four: Sidney, Conway, Kadence & Abigael. Conways has a little bit of a Tarantino thing working.
Neil, Kadence, Lil D, and Bee
Sorry about that!
Someone dropped out and at the same time, Coralie’s mom sent me a high res photo which is really the only reason I couldn’t use her.
Reagan’s finger was a no-go. I disqualified babies flipping the bird last year as well, since the look becomes less about the glare.
She still has a special place in my heart though!
Ronnie (bc he’s mine:)) , Coralie, Eamon, Sidney:)
My money’s on Conway, Kadence, Bee and Coralie
Final four prediction: Bee, Lil D, Kadence, Sidney
Benjamin, Sidney, Lyla, Lil D
Coralie, Kadence, Eliza and Conway
I’m thinking Liam, Lil D, Brady and Lovie will have it out in the end. They are all pretty awesome pics.
My money is on Lil D, Kadence, Lyla, and Liam for the final four. I think Kadence is gonna go all the way!
Lil D, Kadence, Conway, and Lyla are my final four!
Eliza, Lyla, Daxdan, and Lil D!
I’m predicting Lil D.
Coralie is too adorable to be evil! She does look like “What’s this? I was just fine in the womb and now
you want me to do what? I don’t think so…I’m not at all sure I like this whole life outside the womb thing!” adorable! Great Aunt Linda
I got chills looking at Lil D’s and Kadence’s faces. I’m not a religious man, but maybe this time, an exorcism is in order.
I totally get it…honestly when I sent the picture in I completely wasn’t thinking it should be just a glare not the whole package. Oh well! We can try again next year if you still do it!
Which baby causes a black cat to divert their path and walk under a ladder?
It must be Elizza, Lil D, Kadence, Sidney. I fully expect the four of them to take over the world someday and force us to keep them flush with finger snacks and Capri Suns. Dayum.
Miles. Bee. Lil D. Liam.
It’s gotta be Kadence….She must be drinking evil juice! LOL
your post today says i can still enter for this buuuuut, it’s not so fair if i know the final 4. ??? still doin’ it, i love that little onsie! (new follower)
liam, lil d, kadence, sidney
lil d should win…that face is frighting!!!