The video below is called "The Tragedy of First Position". I call it— "That Girl Should Count Her Lucky Stars She's Not The Daughter of a DANCE MOM."


For the record, the DANCE MOM woman terrifies me and I've never even seen an episode of the show. Does it get worse? Does she have any redeeming qualities whatsoever? Does anybody watch it? Should I be making room on my DVR????

Please tell me. These are important questions.


Thank you to Emily D for sending me the link to this video. If you have any tips, please post them on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage or send them to