Two weeks ago, I did a giveaway for a Wee Gallery rubber stamp set in which I asked, "If your kid was able to get the tattoo of his/her choice tomorrow, what would it be?" The winner of the giveaway (chosen at random) was Sarah Wiley Joyce who answered:
"My son is 3 months old and he'd get one of those bad ass knuckle tattoos. When in fists, they'd read: S-U-C-K O-N M-E."
I was going to doctor up some of the other responses as well but it turns out— there is NO NEED. For pretty much every ridiculous baby tattoo you all imagined, there is a substantially more moronic adult person who has already gotten that hideous tattoo for real.
Allow me to demonstrate by matching your responses with actual tattoos.
Zoila: "My 16 month old daughter would get the words "daddy's girl" on one arm and the likeness of her sippy cup on the other." (Editor's Note: I couldn't find the sippy cup but I think the awesome typo more than makes up for it.)
Tina Reynolds: "It would be some kind of scary dinosaur."
Pam: "Ella would get a big hunk of cheese."
Joann: "Buzz Lightyear. Riding a rocket and shooting bullets."
Jessica Anne: "I think I would have a Disney Princess bonanza on my hands."
Momx2: "I just decided to ask her…. she wants a reindeer."
Shannon Baas: "Dora."
Editor's Note: Caption under the sourced photo says that this is just the beginning of a Curious George sleeve. I see he's already got the pudding and I'm sure a train and a bridge are finishing up the scabbing process as I write this.