"I wanted to come to this country to clean houses, do honest Elmo work. They put Elmo in a cargo container for 10 days with just two buckets and so many more Elmos. When we get here, Elmo given needles. And then they made Elmo visit men. So many men. How many men? Let's count! 1…2…3…4…"
The Peta Hates You Award goes to Ninja Mom who said:
"When Elmo steps out he wears a toddler backpack."
"O.E.G. Bert did not say that to Ernie on the park see-saw! Really?! Right in front of Maria? Oh, Elmo is shocked!" (OEG = OMG in Elmospeak)
"Help! This bus is going to New Jersey!"
"Help! I've been turned into a 3D tramp stamp!"
Finally, congratulations to Sara, who gets the ultimate prize— the honor of judging the next caption contest as well as the Caption Contest Queen Crown to wear on her blog.
Display it prominently, dear Sara. Because YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS ME OFF.