Welcome to the Evil Baby Glare-Off! If you think this isn't serious, check out the video below. These kids are not messing around.

 

The 32 kids in the video above were selected out of over 300 entries on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage, all aged 0-5. Then, I created a bracket spreading out the toughest competitors to make the tournament as exciting and unpredictable as possible.

I have no idea who will win. Last year, I never saw Lucie coming.

Want a printable version to help create an office pool? Click the image below to enlarge. I highly encourage it.

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You'll also have an opportunity to predict THE FINAL FOUR for a chance to win an awesome prize from Piccolini in today's comment section.

GROUND RULES

1) Who moves on to the next round will be determined by reader vote. The poll is set up so you can only vote once. Each day this week, the pool will narrow until we are down to the final two on Friday. Winner will be announced on Monday, October 22nd. 

2) Each day of the contest, there will be a surprise giveaway. All giveaways are open to everybody (as long as you are a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan). You enter by leaving a comment below the post.

For more specific rules and prize package descriptions for the winners, click here.

Alright. Ready to get this thing started? VOTING STARTS NOW!

ROUND 1


NatalieVSEamon


LilaVSRyder


ElizaVSZoe


AngelineVSBrady


LuxleyVSLila


AmberVSSidney


DiorVSBenjamin


AleahVSConway


IsisVSKathryn


LovieVSCaleb


KadenceVSDaxden


MilesVSAbigael


NeilVSCoralie


RyanVSLilD


RonnieVSjonny


EamonVSBee


Voting ends tonight at 11pm EST. Winners will be pitted against each other tomorrow. May the evilest baby win!

Click to go to ROUND 2.

GIVEAWAY

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Today's giveaway is an "I Pretzel NY" baby onesie or toddler t-shirt ($30-32), a pair of mini Wayfarer sunglasses ($14) and a toddler-sized fedora ($32), all from my favorite downtown NYC kid's shopโ€” Piccolini. That's Mazzy modeling two of the three items up top.

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The awesome "I Pretzel NY" onesies and t-shirts are exclusively designed and sold by Piccolini. The Wayfarers are perfect for sheilding the world from your child's evil glare. And if your kid can pull off a fedora, well, then he or she is way cooler than I will ever be.

All items can be purchased through Piccolini's online shop.

GIVEAWAY RULES:

1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking here.

2) Predict the FINAL FOUR evil babies in the comment section below. One winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guessed correctly.

3) This is not required BUTโ€” please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your dry cleaner, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 22nd, along with the winner of the glare-off.

GOOD LUCK!