If you haven’t already seen it, Pregnant Chicken posted “Porn for Pregnant Ladies” back in January. It includes things like a shirtless picture of Mark Wahlberg saying, “Hell Yeah, let’s cut the tags off the baby clothes and sort them into stages tonight.” Check it out— it’s hilarious.

Saturday night, as I found myself ridiculously into “Ides of March”, no doubt due to the incredibly edible, I mean watchable, Ryan Gosling… I decided to create “Porn for Moms of Toddlers”.

Yes, it’s weird to have the word “toddlers” in the same phrase as “porn” but you’re just going to have to go with it. It was the best I could come up with.

PLUS. Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling.

Or at the very least, some Joshua Jackson.

He will do.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

This might be the most fun I’ve ever had googling images.

Let’s all go to bed happy tonight, mmm’kay?

Take a break from potty training or cracker vacuuming and click through to look at these 13 sexy men saying  just what you want to hear.

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