War Stories Archives - Page 10 of 15

10/31/11

10 Things I Learned Trick Or Treating With A Toddler

Trick or treating with a toddler can be tricky business, mainly because toddlers have no idea what the hell is going on. “Why is everybody dressed up in weird outfits?” “Why does everything taste so delicious?”

09/25/11

Are You Sure This is a KIDDIE Park?

I loved amusement parks as a kid (the scarier the ride, the better) so I was super excited to take Mazzy to her first kiddie park.

09/19/11

I Don’t Know How She Does It Either

Last week, I was invited to a screening of “I Don’t Know How She Does It”. In my head, my blog post was already written.

09/05/11

Welcome Back, Mom! You Suck!

This won't be a very amusing post.

08/28/11

Hurricane Schmurricane

Apparently, natural disasters sound a lot scarier from overseas than they do when you are actually in the midst of them.

08/22/11

Shocking Mommy Shorts Controversy!

Did you know that I am incredibly controversial? It's true! Apparently, some people don't find me funny in the slightest! SHOCKING, I know.

08/21/11

You Can’t Beat The Heat With Pooh

A few weekends ago, it was over 100 degrees in NYC. Staying in our apartment was not an option because a) our air conditioner was not cooperating b) there’s not enough space to run around in order to tire a toddler out for a nap and…

08/17/11

Abandoning My Baby

By the time you read this, I will most likely be in Argentina.

07/20/11

The World’s Worst Wedding Date

Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.

07/17/11

The Truth About Mazzy’s Hair

Last week, I got a bunch of comments about how much people love Mazzy’s hair. I graciously accepted those compliments on Mazzy’s behalf but deep down, I feel like I am perpetuating a lie. It’s time you all knew the truth.