
Mazzy is a very observant little baby. She stares at colors and shapes intently until she's sure she has completely taken them in.
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I'm beginning to think my mom is right; Mazzy is never gonna forgive me.
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STFU, Parents helps me, once again, come to terms with my own annoying mommy status.
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09/03/10
Parental Tweet
Pumping. The part of my
evening where I become
less woman and more cow.
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evening where I become
less woman and more cow.

Reader video submissions of daddies making babies laugh.
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09/03/10
Mommy Shorts Three Week Recap
Mommy Shorts is just finishing up its third week and I really want to thank all those that are paying attention.
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09/02/10
Parental Tweet
Wife was late coming home
and my mind reeled with the
possibilities.
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and my mind reeled with the
possibilities.

09/02/10
My Daughter, The Prankster
Mazzy wakes up every morning at 5am. I always try and fail to put her back to sleep.
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09/01/10
Parental Tweet
The baby said 'mama' today.
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09/01/10
It’s A Girl, Dumbass
My baby girl is not "handsome." She is not a "cute little guy" and she is certainly not "a smart looking fellow".
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For more funny baby pictures with captions, go to The Laughing
...
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08/31/10
Parental Tweet
A baby's first word is wonderful
until the billionth time and now I
won't rest until I eradicate ...
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until the billionth time and now I
won't rest until I eradicate ...

08/31/10
You win this time, Grandma
Take a lesson from Grandma and her game-changing diaper-changing move.
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which kind of reminded me of this Sprite commercial from 1998.

08/30/10
Parental Tweet
Next time someone asks
you when you are going to
have another one, say as soon
as the first ...
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you when you are going to
have another one, say as soon
as the first ...