Wit Archives - Page 8 of 11

09/20/10

Parental Tweet

Heaven may be a place
on earth but so is hell.
It's called carpool.

09/17/10

Baby Profiling: Late Edition

  Name: C
  Nickname: BooBoo, Guapo, Macho
  Build: Angelic.

09/17/10

Baby Profiling: It’s Totally Legal

Mazzy Rose / Jake Daniel / Trace Soren

09/17/10

Mommy Shorts: Two Week Recap

Over the last two weeks at Mommy Shorts, I redesigned a bit. Both to lessen the clutter and to *ahem* make room for some advertising.

09/16/10

Parental Tweet

Going on vacation with a baby
isn't really vacation.

09/16/10

Horrible Parenting Results In Sweet Sweet Sleep

Last night, my husband and I did the unthinkable.

09/15/10

Baby Motorboating: Frat Boy Behavior From My 9 Month-Old Girl

In addition to waving, clapping, making zerberts on my shoulder, and putting her arms up over her head when my husband yells ...

09/14/10

Parental Tweet

The diaper bag just displaced
my purse in the carry-on bag
hierarchy. Transition to mother is
complete.

09/14/10

Top 10 Things My Baby Would Say If She Could Talk

1. Enough with the peas and carrots bullshit, give me some bacon and ice cream!
2.

09/13/10

Parental Tweet

My daughter is 3 months old
today which means I've less
than 170 months to learn how to kill
teenage boys ...

09/13/10

Entertaining the Baby– AKA The Hardest Job I’ve Ever Had

Don't let anyone tell you differently— playing with a baby is HARD WORK. Mazzy is not a mellow child.

09/10/10

Parental Tweet

A sick baby is like an alarm
clock that goes off every 15
minutes to remind you that you
aren't ...

09/10/10

A Letter to Steve Jobs From My Nine-Month-Old Daughter

Dear Steve Jobs,
Let me start by saying, I really love the iPhone.

09/09/10

Parental Tweet

Going out to eat is much
easier now that my daughter
is big enough for the high chair.

09/09/10

I Will Give My Child A Drum Set On A Cold Day In Hell

Others might not feel as strongly.