
It just wouldn’t feel like an official holiday if I didn’t commemorate the day with it’s very own set of @averageparentproblems.
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04/14/17
24 Kids Who Hate the Easter Bunny
Easter tradition seems to entail finding the most creepy and threatening bunny costume possible and then forcing your kid sit in that bunny’s lap, with no incentive whatsoever.
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Recently, a baby went viral for being the spitting image of Ed Sheeran. This caused me to dig up my old baby celebrity lookalike photos and show them to Pam and Allie…who didn’t see the resemblance AT ALL.
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I really thought that I would have run out of parent problems by now, but NOPE! There are so many! We have so many problems!
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03/10/17
47 Missed Adventures at Nap Time
You only have to wake a sleeping kid once to learn an important lesson— NEVER DO IT AGAIN. As a result, tons of parents have photos of their kids sleeping at big events or totally missing major tourist attractions.
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I’ve been posting 12 Days of #RemarkablyAverageExcerpts on Instagram because that’s what Jewish authors do when they are not counting down to an actual Christmas.
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In addition to the lovely photo I ended up using for our holiday cards, I thought it would be a great service to share ALL THE PHOTOS that led up to the winning shot.
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In honor of Harlow’s birthday, I’m giving out cake smash awards. What’s a cake smash? Babies going to town on their first birthday cakes while their parents wonder how they’re gonna clean up the mess.
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I’m taking a look back at the past five years of Halloween Costume Awards to bring you my absolute favorites. I hope they don’t make you feel totally inferior about your kid’s lameass costume.
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10/21/16
Meet 31 Kids Featured in my Book!
One of my favorite things about my book is all the other kids featured alongside Mazzy and Harlow. There are picky eaters, evil glarers, big cry babies and bed hoggers. Check them out then and now.
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If your kids wouldn’t smile to commemorate their first day of school, don’t worry. You are definitely not alone.
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Michael Phelps’ angry face has been making the rounds with people assigning ridiculous reasons for his contempt. I like to think his anger is directed to the parenting problems I experience on the regular.
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Why, when I finish a week’s worth of laundry, is there already a new load? Because a single kid creates more laundry than ten grown-ups combined.
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Whether it be climbing jungle gyms, outwitting grown-ups or deflecting bedtime with the simple request of a night time banana, Mazzy and Harlow are pretty powerful for such small people.
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Thanks to everyone who submitted photos of their kids on the farm! Here are my favorites, captioned of course.
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