
My friend Deva’s covering back-to-school in her Real Mom News parody, including updates on the shopping situation and tips for moms who’ve been hit hard by the realization that their babies are “all grown up.”
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On one of favorite episodes, Jim Gaffigan kills a spider, puts together a Pack ‘n Play and crafts a peacock out of popsicle sticks. Oh, and we named our baby together. Nothing weird about that.
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08/24/16
Where Do You Hide From Your Kids?
One mom give us all ideas on how to get a few minutes of peace. Filmed live from the bathroom, of course.
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The Work and Family Scale is the perfect way to measure how much you’re neglecting both your kids and your career. And don’t forget your spouse! He wants attention too!
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Watch Mazzy and Harlow demonstrate how to make Thin Mint Cupcakes from Pillsbury’s new line of Girl Scout inspired baking mixes. Yes, it’s baking out of a box and it’s what we do BEST.
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In my finest Mommy Show moment, I had the great honor of sitting down with Academy Award winner Julianne Moore. But first, she had to explain to my kids who the hell she was.
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A few years ago, Idina Menzel came on the Mommy Shorts Show to promote a new animated Disney movie called Frozen. “I really think you’re going to like it, Mazzy.” YOU THINK???
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Have you looked at a cover of US Weekly lately and thought— WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????
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If we really listen, I think everyone can learn something about overcoming obstacles and focusing on what’s really important.
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Ever addressed your boss as “sweet pea” by accident or ended a conference call with “I love you?” Then you will totally appreciate this video.
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In episode #5, Steve Schirripa tells me how to control my kids, critiques my pizza-making abilities and sits down for a tea party with Mazzy.
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I almost peed in my pants trying to keep the camera still while I was choking on my own laughter.
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In episode #4, Jackie Martling tells poop jokes, feeds Harlow, makes a sock puppet and attempts to put together my breast pump.
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Instead of waking up and thanking God for feeling so good about herself, Deva wakes up and asks God why her kids won’t behave. And why her house is such a disaster. And oh shit— is that poo on her neck?
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If you ever want to see a group of moms come together in total agreement on an issue, ask them one simple question: Which children’s TV character annoys you the most?
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