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02/03/13

Giveaway: Romper, Booties, Little Lovie and Big Love Blanket from belle&beanzer Last month's Instagram contest with Elizabeth Street was so ...

01/31/13

Harlow: Faces of Good and Evil

When I ran the acid reflux post a few weeks back, someone mentioned that Harlow's picture looked just like Mazzy's in the header.

01/27/13

10 Things That Suck About Your Kid Being Sick (Besides Your Kid Being Sick)

Mazzy has been sick for over a week now. It started escalating when we were potty training last weekend and she's been stuck at home ever since.

01/17/13

Watch Out Bieber, Here I Come…

Remember when we all thought Harlow was the biggest thing to happen to me this year? We were so shortsighted! Yesterday, I crossed the 10,000 fans ...

01/16/13

Babies in Buckets and Baskets

When Mazzy was born, I took endless pictures of her in oversized pajamas lying on my couch.

01/14/13

Shopping For Post Maternity Clothes (A Play in Three Acts)

Before you read on, it's important to note I have not actually gone post maternity clothes shopping and I don't foresee me ever having the ...

01/12/13

The Silver Fox and I

If you saw me on Anderson Cooper Live, then you are the only one, because all anyone else saw was a head of hair typing on a computer.

01/11/13

My Boobs are Gonna be on Anderson Cooper Live

Today, I am going to be on Anderson Cooper Live as the "Blogger of the Day".

01/09/13

How to Appreciate Your Post Baby Body

Kourtney Kardashain may be able to shed her baby weight in three months, so she can appear in a bikini on the cover of US Weekly with no trace of a ...

01/07/13

Acid Reflux: Newborn Enemy #1

It's ACID REFLUX WEEK on Mommy Shorts! It's just like SHARK WEEK on the Discovery Channel except the sharks are screaming and living in ...

01/02/13

Revisiting Resolutions My 2yo Made Last Year: How Did She Do?

Mazzy's taller and her hair is longer, but has she really GROWN since last year?
One year ago, I wrote "15 New Year's Resolutions I ...

01/01/13

The Best of Mommy Shorts 2012

You want to know what irony is? Irony is writing a post about how 2013 sounds like it's going to be unlucky and then suddenly your computer ...

12/30/12

The New Year’s Eve Newborn Parent Drinking Game (Second Kid Edition)

This game was originally created in 2010, shortly after I had my first child, because I believed many new parents would be celebrating New ...

12/27/12

Oh, To Be Three in NYC

I'm relieved this week is over. Well, not in real life. More in the blogging sense.

12/23/12

It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without Captions

I asked you all to post your funniest holiday photos on the Mommy Shorts Fanpage and you delivered BIG TIME. My Christmas gift to you is the following holiday photo captions. I hope you don’t try to return them.