Baby Archives - Page 17 of 20

09/13/10

My daughter is 3 months old
today which means I've less
than 170 months to learn how to kill
teenage boys ...

09/13/10

Safety 1st Socket Covers Should Be Renamed Safety 2nd

I've talked about the perils of baby proofing twice before already. Once at my own home and once at Grandpa's baby deathtrap in the Hamptons.

09/13/10

Entertaining the Baby– AKA The Hardest Job I’ve Ever Had

Don't let anyone tell you differently— playing with a baby is HARD WORK. Mazzy is not a mellow child.

09/10/10

Parental Tweet

A sick baby is like an alarm
clock that goes off every 15
minutes to remind you that you
aren't ...

09/10/10

A Letter to Steve Jobs From My Nine-Month-Old Daughter

Dear Steve Jobs,
Let me start by saying, I really love the iPhone.

09/09/10

Parental Tweet

Going out to eat is much
easier now that my daughter
is big enough for the high chair.

09/09/10

I Will Give My Child A Drum Set On A Cold Day In Hell

Others might not feel as strongly.

09/09/10

The New Museum Responds!

Yesterday, I wrote a post about my rather enlightening visit to the New Museum with my 8 month old daughter.

09/08/10

Weren’t you just saying you wanted a finger puppet that looked like your dog?

I don't have a dog. But this is the kind of thing my dog-loving sister would go apeshit for… if she had kids.

09/08/10

Mazzy Loses Her Innocence at the New Museum

Mazzy is a very observant little baby. She stares at colors and shapes intently until she's sure she has completely taken them in.

09/07/10

Old Picture of Mazzy vs. Old Picture of Ed O’Neill

I'm beginning to think my mom is right; Mazzy is never gonna forgive me.

09/07/10

Sketchy Ice Creams: Uh-Oh. Daddy’s in charge.

Must-see animated short on what happens when mommy puts daddy in charge.

09/06/10

STFU, Parents: Pretty sure I’m on the wrong side of this one…

STFU, Parents helps me, once again, come to terms with my own annoying mommy status.

09/03/10

Parental Tweet

Pumping. The part of my
evening where I become
less woman and more cow.

09/03/10

Reader Shorts: Daddies Making Babies Laugh Edition

Reader video submissions of daddies making babies laugh.