
09/21/10
Parental Tweet
Universal Baby Travel Ratio:
Four pounds of baby crap
for every pound of baby.
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Four pounds of baby crap
for every pound of baby.

09/21/10
Crazy Baby Photobomb
For more photobombs go to This is Photobomb.
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Is the Ergo or the Baby Bjorn a better carrier? For a variety of rather irritating reasons, I own both the Baby Bjorn and the Ergo baby carriers. This has given me the unique opportunity to fairly compare and contrast the two in a BABY CARRIER FACE-OFF.
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09/20/10
Rebranding Myself As ‘Mommy’
Having a baby has been one of the most rewarding tasks I have ever had the pleasure of taking on.
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09/20/10
Parental Tweet
Heaven may be a place
on earth but so is hell.
It's called carpool.
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on earth but so is hell.
It's called carpool.

09/17/10
Baby Profiling: Late Edition
Name: C
Nickname: BooBoo, Guapo, Macho
Build: Angelic.
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Nickname: BooBoo, Guapo, Macho
Build: Angelic.

09/17/10
Baby Profiling: It’s Totally Legal
Mazzy Rose / Jake Daniel / Trace Soren
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09/17/10
Mommy Shorts: Two Week Recap
Over the last two weeks at Mommy Shorts, I redesigned a bit. Both to lessen the clutter and to *ahem* make room for some advertising.
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09/16/10
Fred the Raver
As I write this, Mazzy is playing in her Baby Einstein Activity Jumper, bopping her head ever so slightly to "On Top of Old Smokey.
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09/16/10
Parental Tweet
Going on vacation with a baby
isn't really vacation.
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isn't really vacation.

Last night, my husband and I did the unthinkable.
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In addition to waving, clapping, making zerberts on my shoulder, and putting her arms up over her head when my husband yells
...
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09/14/10
Parental Tweet
The diaper bag just displaced
my purse in the carry-on bag
hierarchy. Transition to mother is
complete.
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my purse in the carry-on bag
hierarchy. Transition to mother is
complete.

Dr. B (AKA my sister) has a doctorate in school psychology specializing in early childhood development.
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1. Enough with the peas and carrots bullshit, give me some bacon and ice cream!
2.
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