Before we get started with Round Two of the Evil Baby Glare-Off, I must offer my apologies to Caitlyn who I mislabeled “Faye” in Round One.
Please, please do not kill me in the night for my mistake.
There are 16 babies left in the Glare-Off, each more evil looking than the next. You’d have to be pretty evil to beat out Henry’s look of sheer disgust or Audrey’s baby bitch face.
*SHUDDER*
Today’s giveaway is from Little Hip Squeaks and you can enter by helping me come up with more “Evil Baby Questions” in the comment section below.
Have you been paying attention to the questions? They are my favorite part…
Polls will close at 9pm EST tonight. Winners will advance to the quarter finals tomorrow.
May the evilest baby win!
GIVEAWAY
Today’s giveaway is a $100 gift certificate to Little Hip Squeaks, the clothing company for modern kiddos started by my friend Amy Richardson.
She makes the adorable cotton headbands, dresses and rompers you often see Harlow sporting on Instagram. Everything is super soft and simply cut with bold colorful patterns designed to distract passing strangers from noticing the little devil is in their midst.
GIVEAWAY RULES
You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter and “like” or “share” this post in some way. Then, help me come up with “evil baby questions” in the comment section below. My favorite answer wins. Plus, I’ll be using some of your best responses tomorrow.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 27th, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
After a long, hard day do you prefer a cold glass of milk to relax or the blood of your enemies?
Scratch that, didn’t understand the question. Still funny.
Which baby would freeze Elsa’s heart and laugh about it?
Which baby would step on a crack to break their mother’s back?
Which baby is Rosemary’s?
Which baby silenced the lambs?
Which baby does satan hail?
Sorry these are probably going to keep happening all day. I will try to group them. I love games. Haha
which baby’s mirror is scared to look at them?
Which baby would rather suck out your soul than suck on a lollipop?
Which baby taught Chucky everything he knows?
If looks could kill, which baby would be the suspect?
Hahahaha I love it!!!
Which baby would have you sleeping with one eye open?
Which baby thinks the Horror genre should be classified as comedy instead?
Which baby would cause a frost warning if they visited the equator?
Which baby are the clowns afraid of?
Which baby would rather go to Elm Street than Sesame Street?
Which baby would you be afraid to co-sleep with because of what they may do to you?
Wich baby’s superlative is most likely to have a tattoo that says “Thug Life”?
Which baby keeps Cujo as his pet?
Which baby loves his mom more than Norman Bates?
Which baby does Bloody Mary summon in the mirror?
Which baby eats Hannibal Lector for breakfast?
Which baby is waiting for you in the corn fields?
which baby already has a starring role in a horror flick even though they can’t even walk yet?
Which baby’s smile causes his *parents* to need a diaper change … ?
Which baby would bitch slap another kid if he/she touches his/her toys? 😀
Which baby scares mommies?
Which baby can bring a parent to tears with a single glare?
Which baby has already joined the Dark Side of the Force?
Which baby picture contains material that many parents would find unsuitable for children under 14 years of age?
Which baby would survive a zombie apocalypse just by glaring at any of the undead?
Which baby’s glare would force the egg back INTO the ovary?!
Which baby would make an NFL player cry?
Which baby would overflow their diaper just to laugh about your helplessness in cleaning it up?
IDK my BFF Damien?
Which baby most likely has leagues of evil minions?
Which baby never, ever has to wait in line for the slide?
Which baby gives Stephen King new book ideas?
Which baby went to the dark side because he was told there was cookies?
Which baby destroyed the dark side because there were no cookies as promised?
Which baby said “Voldemort” as their first word?
Which baby will grow up to be Sid from the Toy Story?
Which baby laughs in the face of the boogie man?
Which baby makes you dirty YOUR diaper?
Which baby will you be dressing up as for Halloween?
Which baby could get the producers to shutdown and end Caillou forever?
Which baby would you never want to give a midnight feeding to?
Which baby makes Mr. Burns look like as harmless as Ralph Wiggum?
Which baby is scarier than the clown from It?
which baby would come crawling out of your TV screen 7 days after watching the video
Which baby is the next character on American Horror Story?
Which baby went straight from the maternity ward to the mental health ward.
Which baby would you see in the hallways of the Hotel Overlook? (The Shining)
Which baby wants to play a game?
Which baby would make you sleep with one eye open… just in case?
Which baby can be seen leaving with a shovel around midnight?
Which baby would make your ovaries shrivel up?
Which baby weighed 6.66 lbs at birth?
Which baby’s parents are sleep-deprived due to fear instead of late-night feedings?
Which baby makes its mom’s few remaining hairs stand up on end?
Which baby has “R E D R R U M” letters over the crib?
Which baby’s head turns 360 degrees while it spits up?
Which baby would make you fear for your life once they grew their teeth.
Who’s mommy is sleeping with one eye open because she forgot the Cheerios?
Maddox, Liam, Penelope, & Caitlyn
Which baby makes Chuck Norris shiver in his boots?
Which babies glare makes YOU want to call your mommy?
Which baby just realized the other is wearing the same onesie to play group?
Which baby just doesn’t even have time for a ‘resting b*tch face.’
Which baby looks the twist in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?
which baby makes the spawn of satan look like “tickle me elmo”?
which baby could bring down a biker gang by batting an eyelash?
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