When I posted this photo of Harlow on Instagram, @amandaclay04 (aka New Mom on the Blog), left the caption above as a comment.
Today, I decided to run with it along with a bunch of my own captions, even though it appears, through a brief google search, "the most interesting baby in the world" (the baby version of "the most interesting man in the world from the Dos Equis commercials) has already been done.
Although, clearly the most interesting baby in the world is only the most interesting baby in the world until a more interesting baby comes along.
Harlow was born to fill those shoes. And by shoes, I mean booties…
I think I could go on forever but it's your turn. Please leave your best caption in the comments!
My favorite is the one about smiling at 4 AM. WHY?!!??! These are all so funny. Thanks for making me smile 🙂
Hah! Awesome.
Here’s a couple that are true for my boy:
“I don’t always sleep through the night…. but when I do, my mom doesn’t.”
“I don’t always eat my dinner…. but when I do, I eat it off the floor where I’ve just thrown it.”
Love these!
“I don’t always sleep through the night but when I do it’s on Daddy’s shift.”
TOTALLY true! And another, “I don’t always sleep-in, but when I do, it’s when we have to be somewhere first thing in the morning.”
YES.
Did you happen to notice Harlow is giving you “the finger” ?!!
I was going to say the same exact thing!! Always on Daddy’s shift.
I don’t always sleep in my Mom and Dads Bed. But when I do, I make sure to throw an elbow or judo kick to the face.
I don’t always nap during the day, but when I do a surprise guest pops in and makes the dog go crazy.
“I don’t always fuss, but when I do it’s right as you start your work out.”
“I don’t always eat my boogers, but when I do I make sure to share with mommy.”
I dont’ always throw a tantrum, but when I do, it’s in the middle of the grocery store.
I don’t always cough and sneeze, but when I do, it’s right in Mommy’s face.
I don’t always have to pee, but when I do, it’s right after Mommy buckles me in my carseat.
…I make sure to sleep horizontally.
OMG- no, I did not! It’s so subtle! Stealthy little shit…
I don’t always have to pee when Mommy is changing my diaper, but when I do I make sure she is wearing something that needs to be dry cleaned and we are running late.
Sooo true!!!
I had a similar picture with my toddler and it said “I don’t always watch Sesame Street, but when I do, I wanna watch it all day long.” Who taught the kid to say “more elmo”??
My favorite one is definitely about wearing her sister’s clothes because they look better on her.
My attempt:
Who you looking at?
Oh right, the most interesting baby in the world.
I don’t always giggle and do the baby talk thing, but when I do, I make sure to stop once you find your phone and turn on the video camera
oh man, I sure know that one!!!
I don’t always blow out my diaper.
Oh wait, no I do that EVERY FUCKING DAY. Sometimes twice.
oh wait this would better fit the directions:
I don’t always blow out my diaper
But when I do, its EVERY FUCKING DAY. Sometimes twice.
I don’t always say “mama”, but when I do it’s because I’m seething with rage! I swear the only time I hear it is when she’s pissed.
Sidenote, I have that same print boppy! Obv, I am excited to see it in a meme. lol.
I don’t always spit up but when I do it’s on your dry clean only sweater.
I don’t always cry when I’m hungry but when I do it’s on Sundays. At church.
I don’t always have explosive diarrhea but when I do it’s when you’re changing my diaper. In the dark.
I don’t always wake up in the middle of the night but when I do it’s an hour before your alarm goes off.
I don’t always smile for the camera, but when I do it’s when the damn thing doesn’t work.
I don’t always wake up at 6am, but when I do I make sure it’s a Saturday.
I don’t always sneeze while eating, but when I do I make sure my mom is feeding me carrots.
Or- I don’t always spit up, but when I do I make sure Mom’s wearing white.
I don’t always cry when I’m tired, but I make sure you do.
I don’t always have really stinky poops, but when I do, its when I’m in the living room and there’s company
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