If you are joining the Glare-Off for the first time, I'd suggest you start with ROUND #1. For everyone else, we are down to the SEMI-FINALS.

Yesterday was a close race for all parties involved, particularly Liam and Bee, who were TIED as of 10pm.

Ultimately, Liam prevailed with 51% of the vote, putting the cabash on an ALL GIRLS FINAL FOUR. But Bee did not go out without a fight. Last I heard, she was shouting her final rallying cry…


Today's giveaway will be a wheelie bag ($94) from Beatrix New York. Perfect for shipping your evil baby off to juvie in a few short years. But before we talk about freebies, let's get to the task at hand.

Say hello to the updated tournament bracket…


Tomorrow we will have only two evil babies left standing. Who will face-off in the FINALS?

Vote and check back tomorrow…



Thanks to Sara B for inspiring my Gerard Butler reference, and to Leah and Ninja Mom for writing today's evil baby questions. If you'd like to contribute your own, you can do so here

Polls close at 12pm EST. May the evilest baby win!


Beatrix-logoToday's giveaway is from Beatrix New York, which sells kid's gear like backpacks, lunchboxes and wheelie bags. More importantly, their logo appears to have devil horns (see image left).

Today I will be giving away the Beatrix wheelie bag ($94) of your choice. Check out the options below:


The bags are made of heavy-duty nylon over a sturdy frame, with an adjustable locking handle to size to every traveller. This way, when your evil baby decides to run away from home, he'll have a place to pack his brass knuckles and his copy of "The Book of Lucifer".

Plus check out the glare on the OWL:


I think 'Lil D just shuddered.

If you'd like to check out Beatrix's full line, click here.


1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. If you are not one already, you can become one by clicking here.

2) Answer this question in the comment section below: If your kid ran away from home, what would he/she pack? Mazzy would take her Boo, her Giants T-shirt, crayons and all the milk she could carry.

3) This is not required BUTβ€” please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your yoga instructor, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME.

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 22nd, along with the winner of the glare-off.