
This is not a complete list. At 3 years-old, Harlow has become a complex little person who is so entertaining, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to recount all the things she does to make me laugh ever again.
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If you’ve seen our Project Play Date series, you know two things: 1) None of the crafts or snacks we make are that hard to pull off. 2) There is always alcohol involved.
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Here’s a list of new habits for Harlow to focus on in the new year. Will she stick to them? Let’s just say, she’s got just as good a shot as you do with that detox you’re planning.
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Harlow’s 3rd birthday party had lots of high and lows, especially since it started with her falling asleep on the car ride over.
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Every night, Mazzy and Harlow will both pick out a book for me to read, but when it’s my turn to read Harlow’s book, she’ll say, “No, I’ll read it to YOU.”
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Watch this spot-on video of what it would sound like if moms told jokes as badly as their kids. Except this joke still makes more sense than the last one I heard from my 5yo.
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One of the things I love about having a two-year-old is listening to all the funny stuff that comes out of her mouth. Most of it makes her sound way wiser than her years.
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I’m excited to share a video Harlow and I made for Puffs Tissues about preparing your baby for the first day of school… while also learning to let go yourself. Seeing your baby grow up is HARD!
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08/21/15
Say Cheese! It’s Back-to-School!
I’m looking for your kids’ official school photos to create the mini version of Senior Yearbook Superlatives. Is your kid the most likely to succeed? The best dressed? The class clown? Enter to win lots of prizes from Mini Babybel!
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08/18/15
Crafts Preschoolers Can Do
Today, Harlow and I are testing out Koala Crate, a craft subscription service for preschoolers and giving away a 6 month subscription! You can tell from Harlow’s face, she takes her reviews VERY SERIOUSLY.
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This September, Harlow is starting preschool full-time. She will be going from 9am-2pm every day and I am beyond nervous about it.
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Dear Mommy Shorts, Can you please write a blog post about annoying theme days at camp? So far, my son has had to dress up like a super hero, a pirate, and tomorrow is Hollywood Day. What does that even mean???
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We might think we’ve raised our children to uphold our values, but in reality, we’ve created little monsters who would rather raise hell at a waterpark than lie under a beach umbrella reading a book.
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Hiding doesn’t seem that hard, but little kids suck at it anyway. They think if they can’t see you, you can’t see them. Ummmm…. that’s not how it works, kid.
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Harlow has started telling her own abbreviated versions of her books. Her interpretation of “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” is way better than the original.
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