Fox 2000 is slated to turn Go the Fuck to Sleep into a movie. Yes, I'm serious.
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04/04/13
4 Reasons My Daughter Hates Me
There’s a new dynamic in our house and it’s this:
ME: Hi, Mazzy. Want to play?
MAZZY: No.
ME: Okay.
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ME: Hi, Mazzy. Want to play?
MAZZY: No.
ME: Okay.
03/31/13
Easter Egg Hunt: Fantasy VS. Reality
The only Easter Egg Hunts I have been to are in New York City. I imagine attaining Egg Hunt Perfection is a lot easier in the 'burbs.
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03/06/13
The Pumping Life
I have been working in an office for almost two weeks, which means I have had to find a place to pump roughly 20 times.
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03/03/13
The Schmucks & The Schmugaboo
On Friday, I wrote about a $3000 stroller from Aston Martin, thinking it must be the most expensive stroller ever made.
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Before you read on, it's important to note I have not actually gone post maternity clothes shopping and I don't foresee me ever having the
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12/13/12
The Babymoon is Over
Remember when I said newborns are a piece of cake? That must have been the leftover drugs from the epidural talking.
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11/28/12
Breaking a Bad Bedtime Routine
Mazzy's rough transition to a toddler bed has been well documented. But it seems each time I write about it, it only gets worse.
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11/19/12
The Day Harlow was Born: Part Two
Where did I leave off? Oh, that's right. With Mike suggesting a coffee pitstop and me using profanity.
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11/18/12
The Day Harlow was Born
On Wednesday night, I went out to dinner with three of my closest friends.
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11/11/12
BIG NEWS: I Haven’t Given Birth Yet!
I have nothing planned to write about this week.
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11/07/12
39 Weeks: The Final Countdown
I am sitting here trying to figure out what to write about and I'm stumped.
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10/31/12
Toddlers Make Lousy Houseguests
Due to Hurricane Sandy taking out our power and water, tonight is our second night staying at our friends' apartment on the Upper West
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10/30/12
Mother Nature Cancels Halloween
Thank you to everyone who expressed concern yesterday! We are fine. We have no power, water, wireless or heat but also thankfully, NO BABY.
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10/24/12
The Intruder in Our Bed
In the two plus years I've been a mom, I've heard from lots of other parents that their kids sleep in bed with them.
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