
As my kids get older, parenting issues become harder to talk about in public. I’m guessing many of you feel the same. So, I started a new facebook group for us all to commiserate together.
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I’d estimate that by the time they’re about six years old, each child on Earth produces approximately 842 million metric tons of art.
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03/01/18
My 8 Worst Breast Pumping Moments
Every working mom who continues to breastfeed after returning to the office is more than familiar with THE PUMP.
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According to this video, boy moms might have it a little rougher than I thought.
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10/20/17
A Day Inside a Mom’s Brain
We all start each day with the best intentions. We’re going to be present. Mindful. Patient. And…then the kids wake up.
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We have in no way mastered our mornings yet. But we’re ticking along and I’m only screaming for about 50% of the time, so I must be doing something right.
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06/06/17
My Kids Don’t Appreciate Nice Things
Even when you have a perfect setting and impressive company, your impeccably dressed children can still be total a-holes. Which might or might not be my fault.
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05/31/17
The Truth about Traveling with Kids
Traveling with kids is a bit of a roller coaster. In order to enjoy yourself, you need to manage expectations. Including yours.
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05/23/17
Swimsuit Season is SO HARD
Forget sunscreen application, sand throwing and lugging 50 lbs. of gear to the beach. Many moms deal with an even bigger summertime nemesis— THEIR OWN SWIMSUIT.
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Last Thursday, Mazzy lost her fourth tooth. I was working late at the office and Mike had to deliver the news via text message.
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Passover is still my favorite holiday. Torturing the kids is all part of the fun.
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I thought the Alexa would be fun because the kids could request their own songs. Then I learned it meant they could request the same songs over and over and over again.
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My niece might look innocent but my sister currently has bruises on her upper arms from her exercising her new chompers. And my nephew Jack once gnawed through his wooden crib!
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“Your prescription will take about a half hour to fill,” the pharmacist says. Okay, we think. We can do this. How hard could waiting a half hour with two children in a pharmacy be?
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On our annual trip to Silver Lake, Mazzy wiped out while tubing, Harlow conquered the bouncy castle and we took a detour to Niagara Falls. Despite photo evidence to the contrary, I swear we had a good time.
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